yo mama's, papa's & the bazooka kid.....unite!

saprais!!!!!

2007-08-18T01:05:00.000+08:00

my my....2 months already...yeah yeah..i've been away...from the blog world..penat each time i face the monitor every night..it's just that i tube a lot instead of uploading new pics...and noticed that my camera memory stick is near to full...i guess i'll copy it to my folder and ..what the heck...upload more pics...

here you are...turds and turdettes...enjoy

i have no idea and i don't care..it's all random and fucking all over the place =)

abang gomok gedempul ...roarrrrrr

ena's kebun

durian session

my office mate shaz (komplot) at his wedding reception

this fiesty sleepy little kitten is the official pet in my office...she has access-all-area...and loves biting everybody's feet..she's called kiara...i like calling her...."that crazy kitten"

*#!^*

on the way to tangjung malim for dinner

the infamous yik mun pau restaurant...the only thing nice there was the sirap...,nasi ayam...was a disaster!!

this is the kalumpang refugee's camp

waiting for deportation

kalumpang hideout, shot from bawah pokok durian

amer's birthday, we karakoed at the ever-dodgy imbi ktv

jai's wedding and whats left of the ampang team

delicious bangsar

ilhan and atuk vader

this is zara..karina's adorable daughter

hujan from backstage...

no. 1 fan

hujan gig at the central market anexe...kevin and sophie(plastic clothing) were there too

ok dah,

cheers

trippin' roadtrip

2007-06-10T23:48:00.000+08:00

happy 6th anniversary babey!

the rimbun dahan food fest....and some art exhibition going on

Cenfad Icon Show..and free food

Valentine Willy...and finger food

our small little crib

the 2 hours roadtrip to Genting

ok...there's one thing about driving up to Genting Highland that everybody know is that...
1. bring extra warm clothing
2. don't drive up 2-3 am in the morning
3. close your car window if temperature gets colder
4. find toilet before driving up
5. hyperthermia doesn't mean u can get it while in cold open sea waters

*i forgot to tell the other guys bout that

Genting's topless hooligans

"look ma...no shirt!! and i'm freezing my balls off...in fact..i can't feel my balls anymore at 3 a.m in the morning moving at 50km per hour going up to Genting for no apparent reason at all!..and i thought he wanted to take us to Jalan Genting Kelang for the cheap whores"

this goes out to the chicks down in warm k.l :...."real man up here don't need clothing..yehaww!!"

watering the seeds of love

weekend with full of spasm and...food

cheers

you ain't no baby no more...baby!!!!

2007-04-23T23:09:00.000+08:00

went off to Pulau Redang last week with geng ampang for a diving training/lessons except for me and ena of course!..we just tag along for fun, it was excellent... minus the sunburn that i got....bloody itchy right now...

this is Wisana Resort...you guys can't see the chalet from here...it's hidden behind the coconut tree...the best thing is...it's a private beach!..wooptidoo!!!!!

Edlan with Uncle Abang

~~ikan duyung~~ mak buyung

at the dive station

training session:lesson 01 - suai kenal dengan air masin

Bahaya: perilaku aksi spontan mamalia laut dan aurat terbuka yang disengajakan

Edlan...lone swimmer

ikan bilis kola lumpur

singgah rumah S.Bob for lunch...kang...tolak perlawaan..nanti cakap sombong pulak

rok pun rok lah...

Yan and Adek dan mamat kat bawah tu aku takleh nak cam

marine park

long beach, stop over to refill the oxygen tank

dive dive dive!!!

this is how you make your own tsunami...baby!!!

itchy cheers

...gone fishing!

2007-03-11T22:07:00.000+08:00

hello ya'll

yeah yeah..i know...baru nak update..i'll cut it short...

some pic since the short blog break

this is why...ena's pregnant..and that is baby x!!!

ena didn't want to be in the frame....katil pun jadi lah...

lunatic visitors from the other wards

edlan and kimi

abang's recording room

iiiiiiii don't wanna grow up..i'm a tosorus kid yo

check out that dude...he rows like a pro...yo!

kiddie ride

..Spartans!..tonight..we dine eatin' fish yo!!!

cheers,

i smell like fish!

sunday breeze on thursday....

2007-02-01T22:37:00.000+08:00

some random pic over the weekend...expecting a 2nd one (insyallah)...ena's on sofa mode for the last 2 weeks now...old friends are coming back...a change of frequency is good...and flying kites is awesome!

"If I could do one near perfect thing i'd be happy.."

rockstar 2000

2007-01-15T22:42:00.000+08:00

i've been away from the computer ...but not anymore!!!
i've been doing some stuff lately...but i guess i'm done with it!!!
i've been thinking bout work in the office ...but i'm at home!!!!!!!!!!!

friend (frěnd)

A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement.

in no particular order...

07 january

07 january

28 december

07 december

21 december

24 november

21 august

24 september

02 july

present day: Avillion, Port Dicks'on

last sunday we went off to Avillion, p.d for a 25 hr vacation! =)...ena, dzu and ifzan went for their Nokia workshop while me and edlan played with the sand in the dark!

cheers

2007

2007-01-06T18:54:00.000+08:00

hey there people..its 2007 already...nothing new same shit...been away from internet/computer since these few weeks. to some new year is a great start to kick off with new vision and mission...for me it's just numbers!!!..

so i'm so lazy i'm gonna shove all the stuff in one post =) lazy lazy lazy!!!!

my buddies are crashing at my house tonight.
man...we gon have sex rambang.
all night long...like the song.
my master dzu is gonna beat my ass.
my exboyfriend ifzan gonna kick my ass pulak.
my maid kiran is gonna beat ifzans ass.

from indon to london - week 01

2006-12-17T09:20:00.000+08:00

This is your captain speaking!…

Hello!

Currently in London right now. It’s bloody cold here and it seems that it’s gonna get worst when January arrives in a few weeks time. I can’t believe that there’s no internet connection around…well there is but its all locked so not like in Malaysia where its easy to menumpang ‘other’ peoples connection. So sitting at home at night trying to scan any available access is like hunting rabbits in an open field….sitting there waiting for someone to unlock their access…but ..yeah…I don’t think so. When I get the chance...it’ll probably because I’m at Azam’s or Aunt Eni’s house.

By the time you guys are reading this post…this is our 7th day in London. The city by summer through winter is always freaking full of tourist…no matter what season it is…its always packed…but the good thing is that this time we’re staying at zone 1. So the distance here to central isn’t that far away anyway...so we saved a bit on travel cards. Here’s some pictures I took….enjoy…and yes…I missed the the tarik and wearing t-shirts already.

before take off!

theclickproject interview in Going Places! ...inflight magazine?..yup..what a surprise

Going Places in-flight magazine

before ,while and after

off the plane and to the train

burells wharf, canary wharf...ena's apartment...this was taken the day after we arrived....
while ena was sleeping...pi jenjalan ngan edlan along the river...

toy muzeum

edlan morning action

carnaby street

bricklane and oxford st

spitafield market

old truman brewery area

bricklane

oxford st and camden on weekdays

tate modern

tate jugak

tate modern(check out the spiral slide!), andy warhol's, millennium walk and queensway

greenwich foot tunnel

canary wharf, covent garden, soho, carnaby st and kingly court

canary wharf station

british muzuem

hamleys

saturday day-out

portobello market

portobello market

"dah brape banyak kali dah aku cakap zam...jangan bergerak!...ko gerak lagi zam..ish!"

mara asrama

on the way to azam's

hackney

"azam...jangan berge-r-a!!!..."ok..dah!"

skarang ni azam duk tengah tido and i'm hijacking his comp...wohoo

yo!..more enhanced images click here and cough!!

ngantuk...

cheers ho! ho! ho!

the day my body ran out of batteries!!

2006-12-02T15:14:00.000+08:00

hey ya'll..

i'm so tired and exited at the same time...

tired of painting and moving offices...right now i think we managed to unpacked all the stuff in the new office and cleared all the boxes..yeay..and its time for the decorating...=)

the good thing about moving offices is that...you don't have to work...less brain related thinking on hold..and free stuff from the office they wanted to throw....well..i managed to get 2 new fan units..an ikea shoe cupbaord(awesome)...2 old cpu's...a chair...well they wanted to throw the sofas but...my apartment has one already...

exited coz i'm going off to somewhere cold on the 9th december for a short trip this month ...expect kazillion of pics...i hope!!!

sila jeles...and fuck work...i need the vacation...again!

cheers

burning out and doin lawn jobs in the park!

2006-11-22T00:39:00.000+08:00

hey ya'll..the time has come...i'm moving offices...busy painting the darn new office walls...and freelancing by night...silent mode: ON...i shall remain invincible!

enjoy this! i heart this song!

cheers!

little mrs. buffet and the mini titans of kalumpang!

2006-11-13T15:39:00.000+08:00

hey there...

i guess i missed out some post sessions before friday but heck..i'll get back to it soon when i'm done with 'since friday' which i'm working on right now...does that sound confusing? oh well...confused or not...i can't be bothered anyway hahaha....

today's post is about 'after friday'..after the 'friday rockstars' happy hour..it didn't just stopped there anyway...that night we had a small get together raya for my office/ex-colleagues of GameBrains. so..i was so pleased to see ena had prepared such a wonderful and delicious dinner..with all the garnishing and setup...macam makan kat hotel la plak...we had rendang ayam/rendang daging, ketupat,lomang, nasi ayam with salads, and desserts.

ena..ze' chef

jin...ze' eater

terry...ze' fake playoure

ze' company

mini titans of kalumpang

saturday morning...we headed of to kalumpang (tg malim) for our so called short-term-cheap-holiday-retreat...enjoy the pics

ena and faras...inflight talkaholics!!!

forest mermaids and sea lions

jiji is our baywatch babe/pool singer/pool side lifeguard!!!

syncronized swimming team peringkat daerah mukim kalumpang

bbq session

yoga wannabe, karaoke, pool fight, foot pose, shower pose and 2 indons dancing

a comet passed by and said ...hi!

fireworks in the sky...sponsored by dzundek

Uno...the blasted card game lasted for 1 1/2 freaking hour...it was the longest Uno session...we played untill 5 a.m...and i will never play with these guys ever again!! =)

breakfast

male blow-up props for sale: khairil, eday(or thambay or happy birthday or sunday) and kiran

ifzan farts away!

ok...bye..nak pi toilet dah!!

cheers

we are the friday rockstars!!!

2006-11-10T17:29:00.000+08:00

hey guys...today is friday...i so like....just a short post for today...a quick one

this week is to the batcave....kalumpang retreat!...and i haven't pack anything yet...malam ni ade gamebrains dinner at my place so...will be busy tonight...but...today's post is about..playing at work!

this is Guitar Hero..ps2 platform..pretty cool and fun for a party game...

at first...we just watched...and then..

we played like a rockstar yall!!!!...and it's time to intimidate the programmers hahahahah!

and today's most played song in the game was...my all time favorite...Black Sabbath's Ironman

and today's video music...of coursela...respect to the ol' school shit!

have a fun weekend!

cheers

monday plastic brain scar...

2006-11-06T16:26:00.000+08:00

today i woke up with goldfrapp's song stuck in my mind... i felt like a sleepy superstar walking through the lrt tunnel on my way to the office(macam buat my own music video pun ade) and it was like walking afloat..wuhuu...i am so stoned from last night..no wonder!! and it didn't feel like Monday at all..that cursed day which i try to avoid...

ok..it's monday mindless rambling again...

*someone* called me up talking bout going to london...and that *someone*...if everything else as planned works out...that *someone* wanted to inlcude *somebody* or *a few somebody* else to follow...

*financial* hasn't been a good friend of mine these last few years!...but *photo opportunity* popped up in my head and i had that evil smirk again!

muahaHAHAHAHahaha(devilish laugh!!)

enjoy the video

danger: this video music contains a lot of boobies and butt shaking dance ritual, skimpy undergarments, indecent female fight, male exploitation in tights, animal-like dancing and bodyless animal graphic...viewers discretion is advised...

cheers

superstylin' rockstar

2006-11-05T00:52:00.000+08:00

edlan had requested to have his shots to be posted in this week...move aside justin and jamiroquai!!!

this month edlan's frequent overused favorite word is..."why!...why!...why!"...and i' running out of silly ideas and answers.

and saturday was "mom and kid" hairstyle... is in.

ok...cheers

selamat hari raya ya'll

2006-10-28T11:35:00.000+08:00

selamat hari raya to friends and family...maaf zahir & batin.

this years raya was awesome....there were plenty of activities...so many food to devour and so many duit raya given out(pokai habis nih)..but hey..that's raya..no matter how every year you tell yourself not to over-spend or over-eat..no matter how you try to avoid it,it just come back to you...but yeah..we got home safely...badan still sihat walafiat..everybody is happy...means life is good..for now.

i was so excited this year shooting pictures of raya that it felt like i was on a holiday tourist trip...within 2 days..i shot 594 images...gilo ko apo...i couldn't resist the kitschness and tackyness of the kampung houses vintage elements that i had to take it...no matter what...oh well...raya was gooddddddd!

'before the raya' meet up, before everybody went back to their hometown...we had some few shits and giggles at the Bora-Bora Ampang...sweet!

the setting was pleasant..balinese style

masters of pundek! at the mamak for the second last sahur kot

this is edlan and my nephews playing with fireworks at my mom's house in kajang

dato' s, datin e and dato shake jr

raya in langat

thats my mom, this house used to be my arwah nenek's..but now my makcik lives here

safuan, lok , ash and edlan

we went back to kulim, kedah on the first day of raya right after langat visit with all the bags and stuffs packed in the car earlier...no jams no hustle...

this is tok abah...enanye tok belah kulim homies

this is at kota kuala muda dekat sg. petani...and thats tok yan

rumah tok yan

at the sugar cane field...its a restricted area but hell..since no one is guarding the entire place..we just off roaded and venture deeper into the field..kinda scary though...that place is full of snakes and it so happen we came across a black cobra....cuma tak sempat nak langgar for souvenirs je =)..ok i lied...we screamed! gile ke nak langgar!!..nanti jadi Snakes In The Jeep!

iklan skit

this is another tok ena at perlis...yes..ena ade 3 tok!!

ok...i still have some pic that is left out..will upload soon

for more pictures, click here and snap your fingers

yawn,
cheers

it's that Monday again!!

2006-10-16T16:04:00.000+08:00

Nope..no updates this time..well for Monday actually..i'm so restless...if i wanted to..i'm just too lazy to do it..because it's Monday...who the hell invented Monday anyway..gahh!!!!

luckily i got this link to cheer me up..as if i've got tonnes of work to do in the office right now!!

enjoy!!

and this

oh yeah..Jamiroquai's new single called Runaway...kick ass yo!

Gahhhhhh!!

that ol' re-runs!

2006-10-10T17:14:00.000+08:00

hey guys...last week was a blast like the week before and the week before before that, like always...we(mua' and ena) celebrated our birthday with old and younger friends than the usual and i admit...presents was getting better and better! ok...yes..WOW...a bloody big fucking fat WOW!!! I'm 33 already and to some strangers...i'm 23 which is cool because i never figure that age will make my life mundane by the day. I like the memorable 33 years of experience that i have collected which 50% percent of it was fun.10% was work.20% was studying and the the rest just fucking reserved for fun also. hey..why worry bout age when you're suppose to be having a great time...eh..i got some pic ma...

*pictures are totally in a mixed up order..but so what!

The Coast, Plaza Damas, Sri Hartamas

the E+S (ena and syamly) cake, thanks to the clicks ...

for more info bout customised cakes and cupcakes..click here and spit!

people who were there, mixed up orders: kiran, faras, eday, hanis, dzu, ifzan, yati, admi, juju, wag, ilhan, anas, opie, jiji, haliza and khairil...who did i missed out?

thanks to special friends...yang kasi we all the wonderful presents.. we didn't have to pay for it...sweet! i guess that why its call presents..but yeah..sweet guys!

after dinner..to the usual hang-out place..the Lojing...

the camjackers..hanis and pian

bini no. 1...ena..i married a dancer wannabe

pian lagi..

to the mamak for sahur

for more kafein addicted pose click here and whistle!

the circus freaks night out!!

best rides: "the vortex"....kalau nak kasi muntah..go for the "challenger"

the challenger

the clicks+the younglings..don't go for the Haunted House..my toilet is more scarier than that place!

more pics click here and yawn

hurry robin...to the bat cave!!

ok..this place is called "Batting Cage"...sesiapa nak lepas geram..go here..baseball batting practice at One Utama, roof top

the cafe...meet corporal dzurina-cafe manager ...and sargeant hanis-ganetor specialist

kamarul

hanis : miss mental ni..terer nak mampos....either she's good or hanis ni memang psycho killer unleashed!

dzu : pfft!...macam nak pukul nyamuk! nyamuk pun lagi laju

ena : mengalahkan suami

mat rempit

and more mat and minah rempits

and thats about it..losers!

cheers

360 spin city

2006-10-06T02:16:00.000+08:00

hanged out with bunch of mixed freaks..and we figured..hell, we should make a video out of this...so...its kinda heavy so hang on.....mtv making the video la katakan

file size: 6 mb...korek hidung dulu while u wait

credits:
-dzunye cam and really cheap background dancers
-additional prop by Edlan's toys and kitchen gadgets
-sound edited by...aku!

cheers

the circus visit

2006-10-04T12:39:00.000+08:00

hey yo...some pic for the ramadhan sleepover last week by dzu,ifzan and hanis.they are totally crack!..hijacked my cam and voila....

it all started at the Nong & Jimmy seafood place around Ampang...the food was cheap cheap and delicious but i always say that i'ts because we're too hungry and that every dish that we ordered was magically delicious(sebenarnye..lapar gile)

so we had..mm... sotong bakaq, nasi goreng cina, kailan masak ikan masin, seafood tomyam , kerang bakaq, ikan pari with delicous sauce+kacang with air kelapa muda ..perrghhh....with starters like chakoi panas cicah kaya pandan..aduh....goreng pon sodap

oh well back tu puasa...then macam biasa back to my place where we had our Prison Break Ep.06 Session kinda late...again

never leave your camera unattended....these guys will camjack you anytime...

so..we had our Prison break session, laughes, shits and giggles and not to forget good coffee too when sahur time arrived..thanks to dzu....craving la plak for Burger King at 4 a.m, had to drive to gombak cari but yeah...tutup! last2 mamak jugak yang boleh dipercayai...mm..i had that delicious roti canai banjir ngan kuah kari pekat+sambal+teh ais....hmmmmmm

sahur session at downtown Wangsamaju

then its tido time..pitch black!..pitch black!!!!

ps...new flickr images are online!...click here and whistle!

ps lagi...wait for the MTV Making The Video featuring TheClicks Spin City...pretty soon!!

zzZZzzz

and then came ramadhan

2006-09-25T01:29:00.000+08:00

ok...dah bulan posa...sahur wey..sahurrrrr!!!!time to slow down ~~a bit~~...i dunno...i'll try to ~~reduce~~ stop my over swearing, cursing, gossiping, screaming in the office, pretend to fast, crouch rubbing, porn surfing, illegal downloading, slacking off in the office, chatting, whistling in the office, nose picking, silent farting, sex?????are u kidding me?no way...shouting in the car, karaokeing in the car, illegal u-turning, double parking, illegal parking, not paying parking fee, vandalising parking attendant's booth, reading the papers in the toilet, skip tarawikh, doing titties twister on Ifzan's small nipple, pinching/slapping/touching/admiring/fantasizing/molesting and thinking of Ifzan's butt... bad habits for this month....

murtabak+coke+spliff+internet connection at 2 a.m (~~fucking~~ awesome)

to all muslim friends...Selamat Hari Raya in advance...

where there's free food..there's alway be me around!!!

~~cheers~~ wasalam....ya'll

too much of coffee and too much crap!!

2006-09-23T14:55:00.000+08:00

higher than the average (all images were taken using the help of the hantu galah)

so...Ramadhan is near...tommorrow actually..so to slow things down before we start the fasting month...we had some friends to come over and just lazed at doing nothing...and drink coffee+redbull+coke...

gorilla man khairil

deer woman dzundek

my little living room

the studio...which always been occupied by dzu.."chamly..boleh i check internet tak..i nak check ...err...email..!" but everybody knows what she checks....!!! =)

prison break ep.05 session..thanks to Angah who transferred it to vcd format

it was a record. dzu, ifzan and hanis stayed up and awake till 5 a.m yall hahahaha

more skycam images, just click here and clap!

cheers

burning fingers, bad tunes and great fun!

2006-09-23T12:52:00.000+08:00

it was the shipping party for gamebrains at SevenAteNine, we .."at last" managed to get the games out and celebrated it with wild silly games..i don't drink...but dipping my finger in alcohol and set it on fire was...INSANE+FUN.

at the bar while they prepare our tables

this is how you set your finger on fire..pure torture for the rookie!dip and burn

before the appetizers arrived...

rosemary lamb was awesome..no wonder it was good...it was free!

finger burnin in action

passing the torch with style or "the ring of fire" what brett called it...don't do this with kerosene ok..

then it's karaoke time

we headed to Redbox Sg Wang afterwards for the session...man we sucked at karaokeing...everybody sucked big time and we had fun doing it...the last time i went for a karaoke session was like 5 years ago..and still i sucked at it =)

yeah...jin's laughing at me singing?...he was 2x5 suckier than me =)

no wonder we sucked..check out the selection man

Emo War (falling superstars in the making)

ena, couldn't cope with the lyrics...

me, song wrecker...

jin, ...all the pop song became a rap music

mayling, sanged ...and we had to skip the song hahahahah

terry, half drunk and way out of tune

the video hasn't started yet la terry...

3 a.m...and still not getting the tune right

yeah we had fun...started by 12 till 3 a.m..man that was fun..especially when friday is a holiday for gamebrains..yeay

cheers

hello...my name is xxx!i'm a photo junkie!

2006-09-21T02:17:00.000+08:00

hey...this is at Laundry Bar...and last night was a launch party for a new magazine called JUNK!

the stylistics

the deserters

bila dah minum banyak sangat coke..tanduk dah naik dah

Bittersweet was awesome!..raw pop rock and roll..its like a mixture of pop yeh yeh + franz ferdinand playing at a wedding session...they sound fun..i really like their Big Black Hole track....so catchy =)

khairil, kiran and faras

dzu, sooz and that face again....hahahha...acah je..tu pzan..jejaka cun maut

junkies not so anonymous(from top left): akulah, ena, khairil, sooz, faras, jai, ifzan, dzu, kiran, jin, mayling and terry

dear komengs...grab more sofa picture actions here

cheers

saturated workflow mode: ON

2006-09-19T19:02:00.000+08:00

just feeels like this week is gonna be a good week! =) enjoy...except for stinky monday!!!!

Thursday will be Gamebrain's shipping party at SevenAteNine, its official..at last we're shipping four platform games (Gba, PS2, Gamecube and Pc platform)...so most of the guys will be pretty drunk(except for me)..and guess what....Friday is HOLIDAY!..yeay clap clap!!!!...so just feels ALRIGHT yo!!

ps* saya ingin tujukan video ini pada diri sendiri sebab saya suka ini lagu dan kulit die lebih kurang sama zone color tone dengan saya jugak..sekian..trima kasih!!!

cheers,
adik Jamiroquai bernama Syamliroquai!!!

discounted groovy weekend

2006-09-17T21:25:00.000+08:00

hey..how's it goin!...fhew!!..pretty damn tiring this week..or was it last week...whatever...yeah...

first of all..it was on tuesday we celebrated Opie's birthday at Itallinanis down at the Curve Damansara...with over 12 cun habis dear friends who came...it's been a while we(me and ena especially) haven't celebrate friends birthday's..or probably me and ena missed a few i guess...dunno...oh well happy birthday to Opie ... =)

Tuesday:Italiannis

hokay!Opie and Imran...

fiesta groupies

instead of cakes..we had cupcakes...and banyaknye tangan!

long distance blowing out the candles contest

then it was Edlan's turn...practicing for his birthday next February

then followed by Adam

Wednesday: Sri Lojing

Prison Break Season 2 Ep. 01 - Ep. 04 session at TSV (Tanjong Syamly Village) on Wednesday night

On Friday night....(i just love Friday) is when Wondermilk had their After8Sale(garage sale event) ...fun night..for those who didn't come..here's what you guys missed...

Friday:The After8Sale

all the stuff for sale at cheap prices up to 70%

we called some friend who knew some busking friends to entertain us outside the shop...they were so sporting and played good music and read funny poems...yes..there were poem sessions also...

good music and good people..although...most of the songs used the word "fuck" a lot...but hey...we were entertained though

celebrity spotted!

ena and pot(innuendo)

almost famous...Abang from Infectious Maggots

yup...Jack Black also was there..he was looking for a new costume for his Nacho Libre 2

before we opened for public...Michael had requested a private viewing before the event started...

ayah pin spotted!..looking for new materials ay mate for your new kingdom?!!

Khairil and Faras came also which they thought was a khenduri tahlil event

and yes...Mawi came to show his loyal support

closing event was the rempits show just outside the shop...

geng ampang were there too

at Mohsin's by 2:30am

Saturday:BMW art car tour(Petronas Gallery)

before Groove Armada's gig at KL Tower, we went for the BMW Art Car Tour...there were old model bimmers skin/design by popular artist such as Andy Warhol was exhibited, so we were invited for the launch. Me, ena, dzu, ifzan, hanis, sooz, pijah, jiji, yati, admi, opie and imran was there too...and couldn't resist the free flow and nice food but macam la kitorang ni kaki botol...cheh

this rare models u couldn't find especially in Malaysia

the food testers

still waiting for the food!

view from the gallery bar

semi full and hungry for more...

gone in 2.3 seconds...that was how fast we ate by the time the girl said "would you like to try th....." habis!!

Saturday:Heineken's Thirst Studio event(KL Tower)

luckily it didn't rain by the time we arrived there so it was one heck of a cool party..i didn't bother to bring my camera in this time because the last time we went for the Prodigy gig last year...all digital cameras was an absolutely a no no...so when i got in and started to dance..most of the fuckers around me was snapping pictures...shit!...wtf...oh well...luckily ena has a camera phone but i wasn't that too eager to snap photo...pakcik sibuk menari lah!!!

cheers!!! have a stinky Monday!

rimbun weekenders!

2006-09-12T00:57:00.000+08:00

hey yo..this is a roundup of last weekend punye so called events...outting with my freak friends....memang dah tade orang lain dah

Hoy Chong's exhibition at Valentine Willie

ni contest tengok siapa lubang paling meriah..yup..i won....second place...jiji..and paling corot is dzu sebab die ketat hidung haji bakhil!!!

one of HC's artwork

we came..mingled and left..and i had to eat those satay sticks and some finger food for dinner....luckily it was free

stairways from hell...

then..its K.L Jam Asia session pulak..in Sri Hartamas..so Zeeka's boyfriend's band (Stonebay) was playing..so we all datang tengok and enjoyed the music and ...ok..i forgot what i wanted to say..hmmmm.

KL Jam Asia

never thought they had these kind of places in kl...or was it me just me yang tatau..duh!

Stonebay, i can't complain about their music but they can play...i'm more to heavy rock and roll stuff

at last...makan time

Ena...telah dilantik oleh aku to be my wife....syiok!!

at Hartamas,...dzu was upset because they didn't serve drinks for midgets....so she had to ordered the kids size...but yeah...sian die

iklan jap...yeay..we all pi ke groove armada....wohoo

except for lame ifzan who thinks that concerts are so cliche' and lepak rumah tido is cool....

Rimbun Dahan Exhibition

met up at Dzu's crib...and yes..ifzan also there

yang atas tu is Ifzan trying tu jual his minyak

then it was the food fest, which i think most of the people who came knows Rimbun Dahan a place to eat good grilled lamb, ABC, tauhu bakaq then as an art space..or was it just us!

Ps* On our way back to our parking lot...jiji and ena were attacked by these little black harmless ants...and they were screaming but sounded like laughing at the same time trying to get rid of these little buggers..it was sooOOo hillarious seeing lagat diewang...then ...a minute after aku plak kena gigit....hahahaha

sunday evening, Opie and Imran came and melepak at our house plak...tu gambar atas is not my house k...tu kat Nailis ampang point..

that was a good weekend

cheers!

freak unite...revisited!!!

2006-09-07T01:17:00.000+08:00

ok...man....this is silly...dzu was browsing through my ol' Myspace pics and we laughed like craseyyyy...hahahah..here's why...

yes..thats jiji...baby tabung uji/toyol

this is what happens when u marry your best friend...dapat anak best friend jugak

dzu is a flemboyant rockstress

daaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!

uuUUuu....model rantai summer 94

cheers

ps/pzan..kak na paksa i k....

camping galore!!!!

2006-09-05T23:48:00.000+08:00

oooh!...yes..here's the camping stuff we did on Merdeka holiday last week...not that many pic since i don't have a camera for the past few weeks...so i hijacked Jeejoy's....it was a small gathering for our Ampang gang...we camped at Ena's kebun at Hulu Langat....it's definitely gonna be a monthly event so...since this first try-out was really fun...i'm thinking of another trip soon and hope more friends can join in....

Friends who came and camped hill billy style were:

-Jeejoy and family
-Adik and Yasmin
-Abang ngan perut dia with Angah
-Yan and Zaini
-Zaman and family
-Rudy and family

our Starlight Cinema:admission free

we camped near the fish pond since its much safer than camping by the river...it's a rainy season so...better safe than sorry

Adik and Abang tolong tengok while Zaman erect the dome tent

it rained heavily for a while that eveving but luckily it stop by 6pm, and cepat2 pasang api although most of the logs were wet...nasib baik ade bara bbq to kick start the fire

Ena's Enoki Mushroom ngan terung bakaq....hmmm

the Junior's

Tati, Zaman and the kids

it seems that everyone liked to play with fire especially Zaman....macam-macam ade dalam api ni die buang....satay, plastics cups, hotdog tu sume just display je...sebenarnye tak makan sangat pun sebab terlupa beli marshmallows =)

thanks to Jeejoy a.k.a Bangla muka melayu he managed to get the projector last minute....it was a treat for the kids cause we watched Superman Returns that night and Big Momma 2....afterwards....

watching our home made starlight cinema ..kampung style

see those hotdogs...i told ya it was for display only hahahahah

Liza, Jeejoy and Ariff

while most of the kids went to sleep early....we stayed and melayan the api macam tak penah tengok api pulak...some of us stayed late until 6...borak kosong..crite zaman muda2 konon

breakfast by the river...we had roti canai...kampung style

Angah, Zaman ngan perut die with Ryhan chillin by the platform

cheers

pure merdeka spanking fun 01!!!!

2006-09-04T12:03:00.000+08:00

hey ya'll...before we start..ena especially..wanted to make a shout out to all...friends..."selamat hari merdeka yo"....<--ena sendiri cakap .... pheww...best...4 long days seems pretty fun last week...we had the "makan suka ati korang merdeka dinner" at our apartment and went camping at ena's kebun(country home) on the weekend down in Hulu Langat...although...my dumbass camera is still in the workshop..i did managed to hijack some pics from someone else's digital camera and phones =)... but for the time being...some pics are still in my pc and i'm gonna reserve some space down here so later on..i'll upload it

Freakazoids Visit From Outta Space

before the experiments:

khairil, eday and kiran in the quarantine facility at Ulu Manjung

subject guinea pigs B01,B02 and B03: after injected with high octane methane gas

subjects involved are : B01(khairil),B02(eday) and B03(kiran)...student of Ena...princess of Freakford

ps/: weekend was.....hmm..sweet!!

cheers

get well soon...dumbass!

2006-08-24T17:44:00.000+08:00

this morning...my friend Sony .... came down with a acute LCD malfunction syndrom....he fell sick...badly...his monitor became really bad beyond repair....i was shocked...we panicked and quickly sent him to the specialist on duty....i got all his papers and they said it was a 50/50 chance of fixing him....OMG....then it hit me...."i'm screwed!" if i don't have Sony with me ..i am gonna be in deep shit....i can't afford to loose another friend...especially Sony... i know him so well and thinking of loosing the best friend was like the end of the world for me....and now...he is in the I.C.U on life support...i hope they can fix him.......oh please doc!!!!...save him for me.....*sob sob*

get well soon!

Sony ..before the surgery....doc say's he has a tumor up his LCD causing his monitor to distort and show low quality of display...Sony's last word before leaving the ward for the surgery was...."it h-u-rts dumbass...low bat-tt-te--t-t-try ..u silly fuck,u..... f-f-forgot to re-recharge!!!".....

cheers

hey nino...hey will! =)

2006-08-21T23:41:00.000+08:00

this is our dearest friends from London who just got married last week..sadly we were suppose to be there by August but since we cancelled our London trip this year..we just missed Nino and Will's wedding...awwwwww...but Nino did send some pics from their collection and i kinda feel bad because we couldn't be there.. had to dig up some old pic of them when we were around ..Cheers and Congratulations guys...from Syam, Ena and Edlan...

2005 ...dinner around Soho

at Nino's

Edlan when he was 3

the reception

Congratulations =)..we're so happy for u guys and sorry we couldn't make it

cheers

noisy weekend!!

2006-08-21T14:57:00.000+08:00

hey yall...

while ena, dzu and yati went for their Sheila on 7 at bukit jalil...i went to KLpac for Infectious Maggots gig for the Art Earth fest thingy...it's been a long time i haven't seen Abang and Adek played at gigs nowadays so heck...i'll just go by myself...the last time me and Ena went was like ages ago before Edlan i guess..and that was 4 years ago...we always supported Infectious Maggots especially Abang and Adek...they're like family since college times sampai la sekarang...my Ampang team friends...totally crazy/funny bunch...so last night is like a photo session..coz since i got my dc...i never had the opportunity to shoot them on stage...piss!!and i hate shooting in the dark...susah nak mampos!

warming up

Abang(also know as GemoOok Kedempol) and Adek(also know as Berat!)

in action..that guy right below there..ignore him o.k..aku tak kenal die

cheers!

de-stressing time!!!

2006-08-17T23:39:00.000+08:00

hey guys...today was hmm what should i say....relax...in the office...Brett(gamebrains ceo) had this really cool idea of relaxing the stressed out people in Gamebrains....it was time for massage-o-rama....how many company have you heard(in malaysia especially) the boss giving free massage treatment to their staff..for me...never!!!!..today...it felt like working at Google in Bali!!..yup...a massage treat for everyone....it was soo good i felt i wanted(and everybody too)to go home and sleep afterwards...=)

the masseurs from Senjakala...macam bodyguard pun ade....but they give ..for me ..great massages...

destress fuh destress fuh..in and out..in and out

terry...bring it on!!!

that middle guy did me(yeah... i know it sounds so gay)..but he did it smoooOOoooooth =) petishhhh..no complaint from me...

i walked pass estelle and overheard.."yeah..so nice..yes right there..yes..ooOo yes...."macam orang tua la ko estelle!! =P

i dunno bout Brett..but he looked like he fell asleep for a moment there...

ps/i drooled(:>to make an extravagant show of appreciation) a lot on the pillow...couldn't help it..sorry Jin if you felt some sort of basi-ness on the pillow hahahaahah

sile jeles!

cheers

dodgy blinky in massage-ville

2006-08-11T09:57:00.000+08:00

hey guys

...this past few weeks was hell!...seriously shitty with the fever and the fecking sore throat!i couldn't smoke nor talk like always...kena jaga mulut with the ulser and all..every saliva i try to swallow was damn painfull...this was the night where my dehydration fever started...probably it was the haze in k.l...i dunno...that night we went down to dj blink's new pad...he's new studio probably...so he had a small launch party around Bukit Bintang on level 5..roof top..the lift didn't work so walking up to the 5th floor was like hell...the place was a bit dodgy..massage rooms looked like a cheap whore house ...very dodgy indeed!...yeah..its been 2 weeks ago..so i didn't have the time to update ...so enjoy..nuthin much...

we got there by 8:30, me, ena and ifzan..and i was so damn hungry...and started filling a bit cold...or probably i was too hungry sampai perut masuk angin

food was prepared by Madam Kwan's restaurant...i heard shes Blink's auntie or..something

on the left is Sophie(Plastique)..and on the right is Ifzan...that middle guy there...he's someone ...i dunno him..hahaahahah

Ena..after penat sangat lepas pergi gym tak terdaya to stand anymore....

and that raspberry juice sucked..big time

friends of a friend of a friend

t-shirts were designed by Plastique...i wanted get one though but after checking my wallet..right..what the hell can i get for rm10!

the veranda was cool..overlooking the dodgy Bukit Bintang stretch....

Dj Blink had an afterparty at The Loft..but we all just went for late supper instead...we're just too damn tired man...

cheers

elevated phuket

2006-07-18T10:22:00.000+08:00

sawadeeeeeee

hello people..back again from phuket trip yesterday, phuket was nice...especially the island hopping tour..we managed to cover around 3 or 4 islands in a day tour and it was fun...the speedboat ride was awesome....it was like riding a roller coaster but with a safety jacket!...it was the 5 of us me ,ena, dzu, ifzan and hanis who went to phuket Thailand for our second holiday together. frankly...Patong beach was so and so lah to say...nothing special...just a lot of too many westernized bars,seafoods and Banglas..man, i never seen Bangla so many and didn't think at all that Bangla has a place in Patong...they even have Bangla Rd. which is one of the main attraction there in Patong...and the usual boring same souvenirs stuff u can get anywhere in Thailand...to me...if you wish to go to Patong to relax....thats not the suitable place...its so noisy..crowded with tourist....but i do suggest you to go for the island hopping tour...its awesome...worth going...the sea is clear, corels are beautiful and snorkeling with the fishes is a good experience....hell...those fishes even bit my nipples while i was surrounded by thousands of them.i like!

oh well...nothing much to talk about ...just enjoy the pics

yup..we're so loyal to Air Asia =)...the best deal in town...i wonder when is the next promotion coming up

after settling down in the craft...ifzan took out his uniform and started his morning shift, serving us with light snacks, drinks and some roti canai which he smuggled in from the mamak stall...he served us with hot dal using the inflight microwave..we love you lieutenant staff crew ifzan

the flight to Phuket only took 1:30 mins...but it was like a terror ride since the weather was heavy...we had some really adrenalin rush air pocket along the way....i nearly shit in my pants while ifzan started crying and dzu started screaming silently...while ena just smirked

when we arrived...we started to wonder around Patong

yes...thats a dog

we started to do our tourist rituals.....again...

the next day we went to Phuket town to get our lunch...using the minibus...we bullied the driver to the max macam driver bapak we all sendiri...

then its island hopping time....

first destination was ....somewhere lah..i can't remember what our tour guide said ...=)

since snorkeling was a 3 times a year thang....we always forgot to warm up first then dive..instead of jump off for your life....this is what happens when you're running out of breath....baru masuk 2 minute dah berebut nak naik...

this beautiful place is called James Bond Island....seriously...thats what its called...they say that Roger Moore was here to do some James Bond Movie shoot...30 years ago...

top left is Hanis doing her "throw up" thing..sian die...muntah drive by all the way
and the others...just floating around...

Phi Phi Island...second stop for our lunch....sweet!

after lunch..everybody was all over the place...

next is Khai Island....bloody small island about 20,000 sq feet...small but beautiful..this is where we spent most of our tour...relaxing and snorkeling

divers from Kayu Ara

this is the only place that makes me look taller than Ifzan...yeayyyy

by night time...we all went for the last tomyam dinner...sorrylah...foods finished by the time i shot this pic

and once again..thank you Fashion TV for that memorable lusty nights

like what our tour guide used to say..."phuket...kis mai es gudbai!"

more pic at my flickr

or go to dzu's blog

cheers...

strangers in Patong

2006-07-12T01:49:00.000+08:00

hey guys..

it seems that yeah ..i get to go to Phuket after all...i thought i was gonna be stuck in this hell hole for the whole weekend while my wife and friends go without me...but...i got lucky..so...well..the thing is..since this fun weekend is near..i thought hmm i'll just do some research about Patong,Phuket...the place where we'll be heading...checked for the currency...the location, food and etc blah blah blah...tourist stuff..then.."accidentally" came across this really interesting artical from some dude in Phuket talking about Patong Girls...hmm sounds interesting huh...so...well..read through...

Following advice is my own opinion and should not be regarded as the one and only truth.
I am sure many will disagree with me, but this is what I think today and may not be what I feel tomorrow.

Many girls working in a beer bar (girlie bar) want to be your paid girlfriend! Others will only go short time, or for the night and hopefully they will leave you in the morning.

Most beer bars in Patong are girlie bars with up to ten working girls willing to go with tourists for MONEY.

Don't forget that most of the girls work for money!

The same is true with most of the girls you meet in a disco or nightclub. If you meet a nice young Thai girl while dancing and you later go home together and she haven't mentioned a word about money, she will still most of the time want money from you the next morning, since there are a big chance she is a freelancer who go to tourist nightclubs and discos to pick up men.

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Okay, you have bought your expensive ticket to paradise and arrive Patong in the afternoon. You check in at PS2 which you of course have booked in advance so you are sure to get a room in original PS2 and not Nordic. You are tired and dirty after a long trip and jump into a very hot shower with high enough pressure to wash away your jetlag.

All you need now is one hour with sleep and a light meal from a street vendor.
You should now feel like a new man ready for dinner. Since it's your fist time in Patong you do what everyone else do and go to Soi Bangla and find a place where you eat a great Thai meal.

Hopefully you haven't forgotten to change into cloths suitable for temperatures around 30 degrees. Then it's time to check out the girls and have a cold beer. Your watch should now show around 22.00.

If you have too much money go first to a Go-Go bar like Flash, Playschool or Rock Hard and check out the girls. You find a girl you like and pay bar fine for her (500 baht). There should be 3 hours left before closing time. More than enough time to take her either to Banana, Tiger or Tai Pan for some fun before she go home with you for even more fun.
Don't forget to agree about the price before she go with you. Anything between 1000 - 4000 baht.

If you are not Japanese, 4000 baht can be little bit too much. OK, there are more than one hundred beer bars where many of the girls will go with you for 1000 baht for the whole night, you still have to pay bar fine of 200 baht.
There is a big chance she want to stay several days. Don't say yes if you want to meet other girls, instead send her home. Don't forget you are here on vacation.

You don't want to pay bar fine? No problem, go to Tiger, Tai Pan or Baya Beach where freelancers like to go. Or if it's past closing time try outside Sand Inn (next to VIP Asia) where the girls hang out hoping to be lucky.

You don't want to pay at all? No problem, so long you are young and handsome. There are always some girls that only go out to have fun. Sometimes a girl don't want money, but ask for it later - to avoid trouble, pay her.

Now I expect you to had a wonderful evening and night only 34 hours after you said goodbye to your boring work for your big vacation in paradise.
But now will your problems start if you don't know what to do:
Pay here and send her home and if she want to see you again say NO!

If you still want to stay with her and take her on trips around the island, do it, and you will have a very good time with a lovely sweet Thai girl.

But read this first so you know the name of the game.

Some girls have several men that are sending them money every month from all over the world. And they still go with other men. Of course the men think they are the only man for her.
I don't say you can't meet girls and have fun, but don't give them too much money. If they love you they don't care so much about money anyway.

The best thing you can do is to only stay with a girl one night. Next day you meet another girl. If you stay with a girl two nights in a row she will treat you as a boyfriend and can get very angry if she see you with another girl.
It doesn't matter that you pay for her, she will not like to see you with another girl.

If she like you she may want to stay with you so long you stay in Phuket. If you decide to stay with the same girl you will have to pay for her, like meals, tickets for trips, maybe a gift or two - like a gold bracelet. Thai girls love gold, it's a status symbol to show off for her friends and when she need money, the pawn shop is never far away.

Maybe you don't have to pay bar fine every day, but that depends on the bar.
She will not always ask for money, but you can be sure she will ask for your e-mail address.

( A few years ago Patong had only a few internet shops and it was expensive, now there are shops everywhere.
If the girls stopped using e-mail only a few would survive since every day they are busy sending and reading e-mails from their many boyfriends. )

She will keep in touch with you, but the email you will receive are not always written by her, lots of girls get help from the shop, friends or farangs to write back, so expect your email to be read by many people. Don't write anything you don't want others to read.
Sooner or later you may receive e-mail telling her mother's buffalo is sick or her sister is in hospital, asking for you to help her out with some money. She will send it to all her farang boyfriends hoping some of them will send money.

And never forget that Thai girls have a perfect memory, they will remember you for the rest of their life. In Patong the girls take care of each other, both with money and information. Your girl will always now every move you do, if she stay in Bangkok or Isaan doesn't matter, her friends see everything and want hesitate to call her.

Many girls get married with a guy from Europe, hoping for a better life. Some girls are happy others miss Thailand too much.

This is only some advise, that doesn't mean you can't have lots of fun, but make sure she is a girl and not a ladyboy!

And don't forget that Patong is a paradise for men and every working girl is different.
This is only general advice and the most important thing you must remember is that working girls work for money!

THE BARGIRL'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
(this part is funny)

1. Between December and March many farang walking ATM machines will come to your bar. Choose carefully! Everyone have money, but some have more than others. If his skin is very white, check that he is not dead. If not so, this is your lucky day since he must be a Japanese. Every bar girl know they will give you heaven and earth just for a kiss.

2. No matter how young and handsome he is, no matter how fun he is, make sure he understand you only go for money. Don't sit close to him before he has paid the bar fine. As soon he has paid the bar fine, you can let go and run your hands over his body, arousing him. Maybe he will not pay you, but your boss will not complain. Have fun this night for tomorrow only man you will get is a fat, ugly and smelly man.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your boyfriends. Since it will be your family's source to a life in luxury. Once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local internet cafe is in order. All of those email addresses should be sent an email. Tell them that you want out of the bar scene and will wait for them to come back to Thailand on their annual four weeks holiday. But you will need financial support since you don't work in the bar anymore. It will not take long time before all of your five boyfriends will transfer money to your bank account every month. And if you should party too much and need some more money, just tell them you have been sick and have to pay hospital 5.000 baht. If that doesn't help never use the story about you being pregnant and the baby is his as it will soon or later backfire on you.

4. Practice crying on queue. Whenever something sad or bad happens - or even something that you just don't like, it is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for more than a week, make sure he takes you shopping at the nearest gold shop. Tell him that all your friends have so much gold but you have nothing. Make sure he buy enough gold so your friends will envy you. Later when one of your boyfriends forget to send the monthly money, a pawn shop is never far away.

6. To keep our trade secrets for ourselves do not speak Thai with your friends when locally based farangs are inside the bars. But rather use Lao, Khmer or any other local dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak, and God forbid, some can even read Thai too, but Laos and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai baht cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover as he leaves and says good-bye. Say no to the money, tell him you like him very much and don't need it. And if you have a few baht in your pockets give it to him so he understand you love him and not because of the big money he send you every month.

8. Search for Norwegian customers. They understand that we like to gamble as they do too. And since they have bad conscience for not taking care of their parents, they will always pay when your mother call the restaurant where you work, for you to send her more money. Your mother knows that since you work in Phuket you always have money.

9. Remember, when you get paid, you must always ask for money to Tuk-Tuk and give him the excuse that Tuk-Tuk drivers cannot give change on big notes. Do not let him know that you live only a few hundred meters from his hotel, instead tell him that you live in Karon. That should earn you another 200 baht. If Tuk-Tuk money isn't forthcoming, see rule #4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. There are many elderly men in Phuket who will appreciate your long experience with men. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the elderly walking ATM machines appreciate inner beauty and more experienced women.

original artical click here

cheers yalll...can't wait for this Friday

freaks unite yall

2006-07-04T00:48:00.000+08:00

ok..while ena was doing her work offline..i got to mess around with the macbook's photobooth...its hillarious, addictive and fucking scary at the same time...

muahaha.....i'm so evillllll

rabbit freak running scared!

sticky tongue freak doin the french kissin homo lover action!

vulcan elvis wannabe impersonator freak!

take this ...you freak!

small brainer freak!

more evil lookin freaks ..click here!

good night folks...and sweet dreams!

ps* nasib baik aku dah kawin!

cheers

sunday chillin,roti jala and crusin with my hotwheels...

2006-07-02T23:35:00.000+08:00

hello people...

today was a blast!..the theme was "hotwheels"...custom t-shirts was distributed and our kids had fun. Its been a while we have not been lepakking with old friends of geng ampang..today was great... it was Ryan's birthday and Tati(Ryan's mom) managed to gathered most of the old 'ampang team with kids' together by the klcc pool to celebrate the party...and yes...all of the presents was ..by request...hotwheels stuff....

the party suppose to start by 2 pm..but tau2 jelah geng ampang with kids ni ikut timezone lain kot..so..the earliest yang sampai was around 3 pm.....we arrived around 3:30..and we thought we came late..but nooo......

enjoy the pics..

ryan(birthday boy on the left) with edlan.

team ampang hotwheels league

andy(flop poppy) with anak, arif budiman, maya and bf, abang and hadi mf(tea-bag version ampang)

ni anak2 siapa ..i dunno already...which is which...

adik, yus and baby yasmin

kids these days!...=P

raihan...ryan's little sister

mas, ena mendez and yus

ok...it's raining right now...i'm off to bed..sok keje yang tade keje nak kena buat...

monday sucks big time!

cheers

new member of the family!

2006-06-25T13:22:00.000+08:00

howdy folks...

24th June 2006 at 6:30 pm was a day of joy, smirkyness and griness!with open arms and open hearts we welcomed our new baby boy...he weighed about 5.2 pounds, and looks healthy enough..and he's BLACK!...edlan was really happy to have him as pet toy/brother too...we named him Ahmad Makbuk!...sile jeles!

here's some of the photos i took from the delivery room... =)

life is good coz..someone prayed for it and we got it instead...kweng kweng kweng...

cheers teh tarik!

to all the samseng who yamseng-ed!

2006-06-22T01:06:00.000+08:00

yeay i'm back...

hmm..nearly a month now i haven't update this blog..why..oh well..saje je....just trying to avoid the computer...it's tiring...go home from work...and face the darn monitor again...i think not..well for a while...the other reason was because i was so hooked up with my flickr collection..=)..and now i feel like blogging again...

last week me and ena went for tham's wedding dinner at klgcc... my officemate at GameBrains...i guess why not...i'm so broke why not just give angpau to make it worst hehehe...i think this is the second chinese wedding dinner i've attended and boy...they drink and yamsengs a lot!..i mean..everyyy goddamn table.... =)..so i reckon i'll put up pic of us yamsenging....the food was nice though...

this table is for the non alcoholic crew

and this table is for the "bring us mo beer!" table

and so the party begins...with this...

thats me on the left holding the non alcoholic drink for kiddies..yamsenging....

the drunken drunksters...yamsenging also...

yup..back to our table again....yup..

aa..yeah...still not over yet....

estelle, thams wife secretly hidden..and tham..the groom...and some fella beside him?

and...there's thams wife....lawa gile...well..she used to work in the same company before i joined GameBrains...so i only recognized her face...

yes..yamseng tu memang tak settle lagi......

jean(cf0), brett(ceo) and kevin(art director)...

and then dinner...8 course macam biasa..oh ye..terlupa...there used to be food there...but habis, everybody was so hungry i didn't bother to take the picture of the food...

then its time for the footshots!

and smoking time....end.

yamsenggggggggg!

pimped-up images and ready to go....

2006-05-23T18:03:00.000+08:00

hello everybody... who ever you are...

short announcement...

please do visit our Flickr site where most of the... well... so called "favourite cam-whore-shots" we've taken for the past few years ago are compiled and now ready for public viewing...more images to be uploaded and scanned later on, but for the time being, go and ...ch che check-it-out! bukan che wan k!

Fuckr

(2) bisa bisa...yes i can!

2006-05-18T23:03:00.000+08:00

heya...

kamik sudah balik dari Bali! =)...no long travel guide essay here..just pure fun!

Bali trip checklist:

THE BIG NO NO!
tourist guide
village sight seeing
tourist hot spots
fast foods
clubbing
traditional event
handicraft centre
kuta cowboys
Hard Rock Cafe
Planet Hollywood
shopping malls

THE BIG HELL YEAH!
"shopping , spa & topless chicks!"

flight was delayed for 2 hours...flight operation fuckups...as usual!

i like planes...i like runways...i like getting out of k.l

take offs,cloud city and fly-by volcanoe!

20 minutes after take off...

22 minutes after take off...

i like landing far away from k.l

transportation, circus officials and the wrong exclusive resort

sale evaluator a.k.a mrs-shop-a-lot

stalkerazzis, foreign celebrities and late nights vegetable sandwiches

breakfast fiesta, another fake social celebrities and graffitties

north legian rd., south legian rd. and ground zero...sale recon mission!

massages, beach shopping, fake tatoos and surfer chicks

beach breaks, wipeouts and loose bikinis..ask dzu a.k.a sandy what happened

"bang jamal...kitorang tak lama sangat kat beach ni..dalam 1-2 jam je"...yeah right! =)

idr 100,000 pakets, wet shorts and smudged fake tatoos..and oh yeah...seaFOOD!

"we love you Fashion TV!"- lingerie segment =)

while the girls went shopping..i went for photo hunting!...

Ubud galore and sunny skies!

more shopping and bus driver...

three monkeys on the rocks

three monkeys are here to shop!

we are the pelaris and they hate our guts!...morning shopper recon marching to the market.

legs on steroids.

midnight discussions pun sempat pose macam soap drama punye poster

high on bali cafein

and back again...

ps/ 508 images taken...more pimped up bali pic...touch yourself and click here

more shopping actions at dzusilo made gras
and some more adult material-based for guys pic from ketut ifzan
and another fabulous shopping action from jiji parisunti

my previous bali trip january 2006 - korek hidung and click here

cheers!

Bali' kampung again

2006-05-12T13:26:00.000+08:00

ok...

by Monday we'll be off to Bali again balik kampung konon my ass...bersama rombongan with some of my kampung mentally challenged friends...i haven't prepared anything yet...even the flight pun not sure what time...dunno how we're going to LCC(Low Cost Carrier)...How to go there? nak naik train or Skybus(Rm9 one way)...kalau nak naik bus will take bout an hour and 15 min(fucking lama giler!)...kalau train mahal la plak...and then kena take the bus to LCC(rm1.50 per head)...hmm...ahh...figure it out later lah...Baggage?..hmm..luckily i'm bringing my bodybag(huge fucking bag where i can store shitloads of stuff)..so no worries there, remember travel light? reserve some space in your bag because i know although i won't be doing the shopping..i know ena,dzu, jiji and the gang will be crazy bile tengok kedai2 over there....Lodging?...goddamnit i have no idea where we're gonna stay...i know few place where to look but dunno if they have available rooms for 10 people....aa i'll think of way lah bile sampai sana..anyway..i hope Yati kakak Dzu ade contact kot....then there's the Transportation in Bali!...i'm thinking of getting the van for 10 passengers..like the Pregio van..(atau the resort bas persiaran version..but inlaw said kinda hard to rent that one in Bali) just feels like if we drove 2 vans, then it won't be much fun at all and the cost is like mahal skit...ah...sort that one when sampai to Bali..Electrical stuff in Bali is not the same as in Malaysia...and i'm talking about handset chargers and digicam charger..sini 3 pin but sana is kinda like ol school 2 pin so..i need to find my 2 pin...can't remember where i put it..Airport Tax from bali to kl is around rm40 or rm60...tak ingat lah but always reserve some ..nanti ade lak yang tak balik m'sia nanti..so...hmm..lemme see...yup...we're gonna suffer but i'll bet it's gonna be a fun experience....like i always plan it to be =)

on the other hand...

Edlan and my in-laws just came back from Bali late last night...they're flight got delayed for a few hours like the last time when we we're in Bali...asyik delay je AirAsia nih...well...i'm sure AirAsia has its reasons...but the scary thing when my in-laws sms me from Ngurah Rai Airport sounded like the plane had serious shit goin on...the texts read like this : flight delayed,got technical short circuit in cockpit before t.off, waiting for replacement part.should be in klia by 9pm.cu. then i started to gelabah for a while there.But now dah ok...everybody is back safely...and i can breath like normal....so today while i'm typing this blog while most of the other middle class Malaysians are taking the Wesak off...i'm at the office with some other office mates working ..but not the usual office time...yeay..and no boss is around..double yeay!!!!...

oklah happy wesak to all my friends down at theclickproject!!

check out my previous entry bout our Bali experience

cheers!

"bad boys rules the recipe chart!" - The Times

2006-05-10T23:29:00.000+08:00

here's the moment fans of the world have been waiting for..the dub mixed release album of "Mily & Vanili" featuring the hit track 01-"are you gonna finish that?". bomb bass sounds from raggae indie fusion sounds cross over to hindi-scratch-double-sided-tape effects...

album will be released worldwide by this week in major music store and major mamak store near you!

Mtv Making the Video - this music video "take away ye...2 cheese burger with no pickles, apple pie , large coke, large fries and yes..gimme more chillis please!" was for the mtv artist of the month 10 sec commercial - ifzan merapping while showing off his finger!

our backup dancers(from left Shania, Tulinia, Cactus and Maimoonah) practicing behind the stage before the "Big Mac Daddy...Will Give You A Hug Tour" gig in Mohsin,Denver!

Mc Vanili on stage ...thats me on the right...camera shy!

our die-hard fans having fun while singing our famous chorus " yo mama is gonna get laid.."

ps* yeay..Bali is coming..i can see it coming...me and my monkey friends are going off by next Monday..see yaa..don't wanna be yah!

laters!

go-go-goblog weekenders!

2006-05-01T23:40:00.000+08:00

tiring weekend!...man...we spent bout rm150 for fuel within just 3 days...petrol is really expensive nowadays...and you guys must think where the heck i went..well first of all..i'm driving a 2.5 jeep wrangler...so thats why...starting from friday...drove all the way to Ikea for dinner with dzu, ifzan, jiji and hanis...then back to Wangsamaju...next day...here's the route...Sri lojing - Sri Rampai - Datuk Keramat - Maluri - Kajang - Maluri - Sri Lojing - Maluri - Kajang - Langat - Kajang again - Sri Lojing - Bangsar - Maluri - K.L Sentral - Damansara - Rasta Damansara - and back again in Sri Lojing Wangsamaju...man...if i drove my wira the last time...it can take me to Perlis and back and still have bout rm30 leftover of petrol...but hey...its a 2.5 cc...so..i don't want to over-bitchiness!..here some pix i've taken over the weekend...

friday evening...on my way to pick up edlan...i just couldn't resist to stop to take this cloud image..although the cloud wasn't that interesting enough..the shadow of the sun was inspiring

brought edlan to Ikea for dinner and let him play with the toys while Ena went shopping at Ikano...i was too tired to walk so sat there watching Edlan having fun

one of Edlan's a-must when balik Kajang at my mom's house is to mandi bogel - budak kampung extraodinaire!

evil-cupcake! A.D (my schoolmate buddy) had a birthday party for his kid Ryan Hakimi(1 year)...it reminds me of that ol'school movie 'IT'...damn scary =)

suppose to meet up with the damansara crew for coffee or something..instead me and Ena stayed home, I was channel hopping when Hard Fi was on channel v...lama tak dengar sedap pulak...need to find that cd balik...dunno where i placed it...

*ps - jiji,dzu and ifzan...the subject matter here is the tv..not my shorts kay... =p

last night we hanged out at dzu's house to watch the segment bout theclickproject interview from X-Fresh tv...featuring Ifzan and Ena..interviewed by Naqib?...or was it Naqim?

oh ya...dr.yazid was there also...punye la lama tak jumpa

(thats dr.yasid...aka dr pussy to me.....he's a gynae or something...as far as i know...among all of our circles of male friends...he's seen too much p***y!) ...male-bonding man...nope we're not gay..we're straight! its just that the bed wasn't big enough and dzu forced us to take this picture and threatening us in harsh languages! =) dzu can swear in 4 different type of languanges in one sentence which is in Indian, Chinese, Indon and bahase pasar!

ok pis aut my malay niggaz!..sok keje!

cheers!

door-hole superstar!

2006-04-29T10:14:00.000+08:00

on thursday...freak friends crashed my house for the night...it was like a motel party! =)

"hello!!!..avon lady!!!!"

"i said..hellooooOOoooo...motha-lovaaaa...bukak la pintu cepatt!.."

"hello!...cable girls!!!!!"

azam & hanis lift models (lift attendants macam kat globe silk store tu)

jiji was looking for her car keys and started to unpack her bags....at first..yeah...girls stuff...lipsticks..make-up bag..coin purse...necklace...lighter....pen...shades...diary...

then..she opened another compartment which contains...'read-it-yourself storybook...roti gardenia...crash helmet...bantal busuk...dumb-bell...songkok...spidey bantal...refillable botol susu...spare astro remote...

i'm not listing everything and i don't wanna type anymore...jiji is a walking convenient store! =)

happy labours day freaks!

cheers!

kuala lumpur + ampang kalumpang!

2006-04-23T17:41:00.001+08:00

weeeeee......

ok....looking for fun out in the sun?....we went to Kalumpang last weekend ...why?..because we can!....and where is this Kalumpang?....hmm...45 minutes drive from kl ...10 minutes near Tg Malim...and 5 minutes drive off the pekan Kalumpang..so really kinda remote place...but hell its worth it...its Dzu's little secret kebun hide-out actually...where she keeps her nutty and freak friends all in one roof...me, Ena and edlan ..we've been there before for the same reason we went last week...to have fun!....enlisted in the getaway-holiday was me, Ena, Edlan, Jiji, Hanis, Amy, Anas, Yati, Adam, Admi, Ifzan, Imran, Opie, Azam and of course chef-de-mission...Kak Na a.k.a Dzu ..calendar girl miss February!

This image is misleading..i know..it looked like some zombies took over the town and opened up a resort or something... =)

oh well...at first i wanted to camp near the swimming pool instead of sleeping in Dzu's shack..but couldn't find the tent i wanted so ... forget it..i don't have room anyway in my Jeep...its just a one day night thang ...the trip starts with a nice weather(thank god)..kl's been extremely gloomy for the past week so Saturday was good...woke up late at 11...pack things...and by 1:30 dah off ..out of kl. Meet up with them at Sg Buluh's restaurant jejantas..got some lunch and convoyed till Kalumpang.

Jiji, Hanis and Amy...i can see Amy's lips saying..."seeya suckerrrrrrrrsssssss"...mentang2 lah my car wasn't design for aerodynamics...kalau tak u guys be kissing my rubbers!(..and bukan condom kay)

The time we arrived there everybody was settling down with their stuff and starting to gear up for the pool and sungai water fest..like always.

the jumping chimpanzee

the flying dentist

THIS IS KALUMPANG!

view from the river overlooking the house

the mandi sungai session

here we go....vote your favourite pin-up models everybody..this is so URTV habis..special tangkap basah edition!

start voting peeps!

KUNDI:#1 Ena a.k.a Jenny Cummings
KUNDI:#2 Amy a.k.a Haley Spankey
KUNDI:#3 Dzu a.k.a Candy Downblow
KUNDI:#4 Hanis a.k.a Janice Hardie
KUNDI:#5 Jiji a.k.a Ginger Doggy
KUNDI:#6 Ifzan a.k.a Dirty Sanchez Moan
KUNDI:#7 Azam a.k.a James Bean en Frank
KUNDI:#8 Anas a.k.a Samuel Spanks

syncronized freaks!

kalumpang salon

robinson and wilson

the BBQ session

yang ni ifzan...sebenarnye die tak nak posing bahagian depan sebab die cakap kurap die yang 7 tahun lalu sebesar tapak tangan bigfoot masih tak surut...so he reckon he'll just pose from the back je

we had hmm..lemme see..bbq chicken, lamb, bawang and lotsa burnt sayur..fish...and ifzan's sweat to spice up the taste

merely fireworks session

after the bbq dinner..we lazed by the dinner table talking bout nothing and and more rubbish..so decided to do something more fun with the camera...thanks with the help of the small torchlight and laser pointer..we just drew what ever came up funny...but turn out to be scary a bit

this is opie and imran..they arrived kinda late but sempat makan dinner..

yes..sampai sekarang i don't understand this pose..this is Admi..dzunye adik ipar

7 am..pagi gile...tade keje nak bangun pepagi..so..i went back to sleep

but then... this insect or whatever its called woke me from my sleep..again...he was just staring at me when i open my eyes..just sitting on my pillow ...die nak suruh amik gambar die kot...and i did

pelita which we used that night

the mandi sungai session again

aqua boy!

dzunye shades

edlan, azam,imran and anas

and edlan again..mat pelampung!

more pictures at dzu's

cheers!

flooding Maison-nary

2006-04-21T01:49:00.000+08:00

ok..while i'm typing this blog...i am officially left with sebatang rokok je....hampeh, i'll make it short!

Howdy Folks!

Salam Sejahtera Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan!

Back again with another epsiode of.."if its free...lets crash that party!" this time its Maison launch party pulak...macam journalist la nowadays...ok...dunno if you guys are familiar with Sheraton Imperial Hotel near Kampung Baru/Off Jalan Sultan Ismail...but i'll betcha you'll know Doraisamy this area is like blooming with fusion bars and some fancy clubs..but near Kampung Baru...mesti feel kinda awkward<--betul ke eja nih? oh well...me and some guys (i bet you know who already) like always...arrived there to check out what the hype was all about...hmm....so...from office i got there pretty early but the jam was so and so la...u know la k.l...jam, road works and double parkings...so...got there didn't have a proper invitation, didn't wear any proper attire..me and my formal t-shirt like always, just walked in like a typical guest whose kononnye already there who went out for a smoke...got in...did the usual cat territory pissing/wandering and took pictures...interestingly...the people from Laundry Bar launch was there..the band..dj's ...sound engineers ...my office mate...my ex company mates was there...even the drags at jalan tunku abdul rahman were there too...performing i guess!...and yes..my daerah zone 3 damansara kuncu were there waiting for me....ahh...life is good...
some lighting effects on the dance floor

by the way...Maison was flooding...really flooding man....most of the toilet ke or pipe bocor...but i think they managed to control the situation...thats a sign!

Dj console kinda pretty high don't u think?

my office buddy from Game Brains..from left...Shaz, Jai and thats Ena ...disco mama

if my mom reads this: "ni sebenarnye air coke je mak!"

then we all lepak at the dancefloor till 11:30...sebab perut dah lapar gile..we ate at Pelita besides Wisma Central

cheers!

hangin out with the homos Lomos

2006-04-21T00:25:00.000+08:00

Recently..i ended up hanging out at theclicks headquater...pusat hiburan sementara Kayu Ara! Ena and the others were busy doing work while i was just there pestering them...memang suka mengacau pun....like it or not!...i made myself helpful by not doing what they ask me to do!..and i took pictures...luckily i always bring my camera where ever i go so at least i've got something to do..which also they think is really annoying still =P

Then i started to play around with the calculator..yeah..i was really starting to bore myself to death..calculator pon calculator lah!..but hey..look what i made up...

click this image...dumbass (buntut biol)!

kweng kweng kweng...thank you...thats all folks!...memang aku pandai buang masa!

cheers

lets do laundry!

2006-04-20T22:21:00.000+08:00

hey...

back again...yeah....its been a while since the last update..wasn't that too busy at home/office..just lazed down when everytime i got home...enter the door...sit on my sofa and bam!!!!!...there u go...feeling sleepy already..so thats why i'm kinda reluctant to edit some pics since the last updates...but i did manage to download some more series which i missed out...like epsiode 14 till 18 of Prison Break...man i got hooked with that series...and i also downloaded some Lost episodes which i felt wasn't that interesting enough since the whole season 1 was too draggy..too slow....then ntah camne ntah tetiba got hooked on downloading the whole Season 2..wohoo..jimat duit aku ...now...i kinda have the "boleh dikatakan complete season 2"....except i couldn't get season 2 episode 18 ...yet!..probably mat salleh tu tak upload lagi kot....but...no worries...still got time...enough of illegal downloads...let me back balik on the lazy nights before this...oh ya..not too forget...i always remind myself everytime i hit the sofas i always say to myself..."wait wait..jangan duduk..nanti tertido kang..nanti kang ngan muka berminyak bangun 1-2 pagi tido pakai baju keje lak kang.."..but then..penat rules..i always sleep on the couch until ena wakes me up before she goes to bed...oh well...thats what i've been through for the couple of weeks...now..since i managed to avoid the sofa...here i am feeling fresh sitting in front of the damn computer with only my boxer shorts and rambut basah tak bersikat with my legs on the chair sambil menaip macam cina kalah judi pose....i'm back again updating my blog...yeay....

Lets talk Laundry...bukan basuh baju lah! LAUNDRY BAR! Bar owned by Trina...a friend of ours which we all... me and the usual suspects (party groupie some may call us hahahah) went on Sunday night at the Curve..or was it on Monday..oh well... who cares anyway...met up with the others at Sakae Sushi for a light snack before the launch party starts at 9:30. Even Kevin kawan jiji was there...in fact, Azam also baru balik from London for cuti was there too...so we ate cheap sushi since that place serves delicious dishes...or was it because memang lapar.u know la..bila lapar..maggi pun leh dikatakan bloody marvellous!....and boleh pulak malam tu me , ifzan and Azam wore the same grey t-shirt colour....absolutely not cool...macam rombongan budak sekolah jahat la pulak!

guilty as charged!...Curly, Larry and Moe! so the uncool!

before the party... never leave any sushi behind!

Then afterwards..after the massacre..its socialing time...among us only maaa....met up with some of the regular kl's party goers..old friends ...friends of a friend of a friend and friends you'd like to avoid...life is simple..its just how you swindle around it is important.... =)

The Laundry Bar actually is just beside Italiannis..which in fact as far as i know is the sister or brother or father company....anyway...its Trina's dad punye...so...cool..yeah...setup was hmm...not the usuallah...fuh...lucky....
we had drinks, finger snacks and live entertainment...those folk/jazz music guys...rocked!...and we all agreed that one of the guitar lead looked alike like...Admi....and the only place we could find to hang out was..sitting next to Admi's double too!...yes literally speaking...we were sitting just next to the performers....glam skit!

Met up with Amy & Yaser at the entrance...now...from 2 people became 12....and yup we had fun....

He looks like Admi....dresses like Admi but Admi doesn't sing like him heheheheh

Then sometimes when u drink too many glasses of sodas...silly things happens!

ahem!..sabar ji sabarrrrrrrrr! nasib baik i can't remember whose arse was it...i know its not mine! =)...sabar ji sabarrrr!...i think now i know what jiji does if she's sitting right behind me...

cheers

*ps..this october will be Halloween..so Happy Halloween in advance everybody!

whole lotta crab!

2006-04-12T00:53:00.000+08:00

sup!

last week we celebrated waq's birthday at The Fatty Crab..taman bahgia..i think..oh well..the usual bunch of the usual suspect again!....and those crabs were yummy!...

as you can see...we are also a pelahap ketam! =)

the last supper!...fatty crab style!

cheers!

Badasssss Freaky Friday

2006-03-25T12:03:00.000+08:00

"Dear Friends...i shall be away for a while on a course trip overseas with few of my friends which may take about a few years... and this will be my last blog entry for this month....will keep you guys updated if i can get internet access somewhere...(hope Siberia is internet friendly)..oh well..do send me emails on any updates yeah...cheers!

L.O.V.E

syamly aka No.1348"

group video showing technical skills on how to manage your clients/team.

New applicants registering at counter.

Cheers!

he ain't heavy..he's my kid

2006-03-17T16:17:00.000+08:00

Edlan's birthday this month was celebrated twice(bestnye jadi budak kecik)....and..also Hanis birthday too... so it was chaos and fun at the same time. Ena started to prepare some of the light foods a day earlier since she's so into it ..all out. Friends who came was Dzu, Ifzan, Juju,Waq aaahhh the usual suspects!oh ya..princess Jiji also came after that long holiday in London...and to think of it..i dug up old pics of my kid and man it made me think..its been 4 years already?...time flies and looking back at years we brought him up was really exiting..plus tiring also but hey...isn't that part of being a parent especially the new-age-hippie parents like us!...So..i started to compile the images....

cheers mate!

the supa-dupa-trip-fantastic journey

2006-03-14T00:57:00.000+08:00

toilet models - location: toilet entrance...wohoo..low budget lighting rocks!

yesterday we celebrated Dzu,Aireen and Amy's birthday at Marche, The Curve. Happy Birthday Monyet!

tonnes of happy smiley faces and stories and gossips and presents and bills

Dzu (baru akil baligh) celebrated her 18th+ *ahemmbullshitmmm* with full of longkangness talk all the way

rombongan pulang selepas melawat Taman Buaya, Ayer Keroh, DU.

Cheers Cher!

gurney galore....

2006-03-13T00:14:00.000+08:00

We headed to Penang with my office mate (Gamebrains) on friday night after office hour...and arrived by 2 a.m. Stayed at Eden Seaview Condominium around Batu Ferringhi. Being in Penang was all about food...and most of the activity were directed to which is the best laksa..who has the best rojak pasembur and famous seafood stalls...so...yeah..we malaysian eat like there's no tommorow.

this images were taken around Bangkok lane ...i think...we went to some Buddha temple to see the reclining Buddha...heard it was the biggest in Asia...oh well..never been in a temple before but kinda interesting...

this is kinda funny..upon entering its says to take of your shoes..then when you exit..its say becareful of shoe thieves ...now you tell me! =)

Its all about the buddha ya'll

then just across the Thai Buddha temple....is the Burmese Buddha temple pulak....wow..2 different temple from a different country....

Laksa haven at Penang Road...everybody had the same laksa and cendol...it was fucking awesome!...sweet!

this is a view from our condo...18th floor..gile tinggi!

seafood at 3 pm...this is the most awalest seafood i ever had....we had...i dunno what its called but damn it was tasty..especially the soft chell crab..macam makan goreng pisang but cruchier!

ok cheers!

imaginary Pina'ta killed mr. Cupcake!

2006-02-27T14:43:00.000+08:00

Ok...there weren't any Pina'ta....i lied! it was Edlans birthday..and we had it at Ena's kebun last Saturday. Most of our Geng Ampang with kids came and the crowd was more than enough for the fun in the sun..the weather was good...the river was clear...and food was fabuloso compredo!!

and Ctl+Alt+ Cake : and here it is...our home made cake which goes well with the accidentally "Carnivale" theme...thanks to Hanis and Izmir who helped out that night before the kebun party in Hulu Langat...i think its Ena's first attempt to make a cake...it turns out to be cute and tasty...

first boy in the water..before the party started at 10 in the morning

Yasmin, Edlan and Ryan...Edlan gets to blow the cake....while the other kids also get to blow but on a cupcake =)

Cupcakes Galore were made by Dzu and Hanis from Kampung Pendalaman Kayu Ara, Damansara...nampak delicious tapi..rasa marvellous! muehehhe

party pack toys yang tersangatlah melayannye...

another Cupcake invasion!

2 birthday cakes, 2 dozen of colourful cupcakes, 5 whole marinated chicken, 3 kilos of meat, 1 kilo of squids and lot more which i can't remember =)

its DA DAM!...so..as usual...where there's a sungai....mesti ade yang gatal tangan nak buat dam punye..so we got carried away, from picking up small rocks..we went overboard to potong some logs and went for wood hunting..macam beaver la konon cuma beaver yang ni poyo skit..hehehe...head of engineer : Idin...yang lain tu posing lebih !

the man in toights!..very toight!

2006-02-04T12:43:00.000+08:00

ok!...Aquaria trip was way back a few months ago (October 2005) and i really forgot to put it up on the blog...we were so exited to go there since...Malaysia never had one of these aquarium thingo before..as far as i know...so the other main reason we went there because Fahmi works there too and hoping to get a discount price since entrance fee was like...RM30..i think..and we got the harga kengkawan around RM20..fair enough...kinda funny though while me, Edlan and Ena were walking through the tunnel...Fahmi was on the other side of the glass ..diving..really freaky!

i just got my new digital camera for my birthday so it's kinda cocky to shoot...especially when you're not familiar with the fuctions yet..and yes..shooting under low lighting is really difficult..and i dont like using flash coz it makes the image or subject really static..really pale...so..all i can do is avoid using flash under these conditions...and yeah..capturing pictures of the fishs is not an easy task...they're camera shy and won't pose for you too!

Feed the fish! Fahmi was nice enough to follow us along the tunnel while feeding the fish...and he did some pose along the way too.

The Aquanaut from Sri Jelatek. Fahmi a.k.a ManFish, Captain, International Man of Mystery, Why..Fahmii..Whyyyyyy! etc......... the list goes on!I like this image coz edlan was soo scared of Fahmi when he took off his mask just so we can get him to smile on camera...i'm sure he swallowed a lot of salty water for that shot...hahaha

ManFish mime in action!...the only signage i can show him was my "middle finger"

i dunno how many different sharks in the tank...but,man they are huge!

small reptilias exhibited in that area..i dunno why..probably they run out of fishes and just put those plant eating species just for shits and giggles kot!

after the trip...we had ice-cream...yeay!!

Tip: Don't go to Aquaria on public holidays...ramai sangat orang mengalahkan ikan! and don't feed the fish roti canai willya!

cheers!

boy-scout-cookie rockers eastside trip!

2006-01-22T23:42:00.000+08:00

Hey!!!!...back again...this time another fun in the sun without to flash the cash!(cuti free dan murah lagi). Last week we headed out to the east coast...Terengganu!...although it was just a short holiday not like Bali..but 2 days 3 night felt like it was enough. We went there with 2 cars, 7 passengers, took about 6 hours of long journey,rm 10 for muchies/snacks, rm25 for toll,rm30 for food, rm150 for fuel ,410 drops of pure sweat and 422 km distance to get to our friends resort called..The Aryani!...yes..i was impressed by the settings there because its private, remote and you get to do as if its your "BAPAK KO PUNYE RESORT!". So since resort's main policy was "peace and tranquality"..i must say we rocked that place like it was "BAPAK AKU PUNYE"....splash here splash there..giggles here and there at 2 a.m in the morning! and the weather was "cool" with us that time too!...and who were the midnight hooligans we went off with? It was Idin, Idir, Faras, Aizat, Kiran, Khairil, Danial and of course me, Ena and Edlan. All of them were Cenfad's student (student Ena).

Aryani's own beautiful private beach..although there were no sight of "topless chicks" around...but "topless dicks" ...can alsolah! =)

aawww...caring is sharing!...by day,they're just sweet- little- cookie scouts...by night...pyschotic swimming pool hooligans! =)

the crib and our "kelawar" bachelor neighbours just hangin around waiting to dip in the pool. While ena wanted to dip herself in the open bathtub but didn't happen..water taking too long to fill.

street beach stylin'....buuuUUuuoOOooy!..don't mess wif E-Dawg ya'll (hindu ular sawa mega-reggae-ragga extraodinaire freestylin guru backup dancer)

free pose by Edlan....run, run, dance, pose, dance, run , run and pose!..i guess he was high on the keropok lekor we had in the car kot!

Kiran and the other Atlantis born rockers! The sky was blue with a hint of wind...but funny thing is...it wasn't that hot either..coolness!

Kiran's impression of "the Sandman" or was it a castle with a really small dick on his knee?. Didn't take long before Kiran's mini empire was attacked by the forces of evil!

bodyslam monster - sungguh dengki orang itu!

Hindu-stunts 01: leaping butterflies in the wild!

Hindu-stunts 02: flying makcik Limah wannabe!

water rocketeer - fly babee fly

this is "Butch" but locals calls him Bachok and yes..die juling!...so cute and ugly at the same time...just like Ifzan cuma ifzan is more to ugly side memanjang =). Butch was born from K.l and migrated to Terengganu since he wasn't that keen living as a city cat. His super-power is mainly comes fom his kampung ass, which is why he likes to lick it 23- 7. He has the skin pattern same as a dalmation but all the locals know that he's just a plain dumb juling cat.

meet "killa" a.k.a Syakilla kalau dalam I.C die. she's kinda handy sometimes..muehehe get-it! "hand -y"...hahaha sooOOoo funny!

After the beach...while others went back to sleep in their cozy hut...me, Kiran, Khairil and Faras headed out for a 4x4 off-road la konon to get some adrenalin-beach-rush which only happens for 5 seconds when the Jeep got stuck in the sand!....luckily ...with a little grace and doa ...i managed to get out of it and took the road instead along the beach...fuh....as long as it felt like "baywatch"....janji Rock!

1:30 a.m, morning swim as the "kelawar" are highly active and hungry for male bonding in the pool!

as for me, i was too busy getting a nice angle to shoot and didn't bother to get myself wet. 4 times a day swimming at the beach and pool was enough. =)

then we headed to the beach at 2:30 a.m i guess, since we saw some old dude making a fire..not just one bon fire...but along the beach!...he was cleaning the beach and who the hell burn trash in the middle of the morning..gilo ko apo!....we alll thought there were some local cult ke ape ke..so we went and checked it out.

another nice view of the moon and time ni laaaa battery dying on me again!

this shot was taken around 2:45 a.m...bon fire on the beach and a nice view in the dark of the sea...eeeee....gerun!

that morning, lapar gile so decided to eat by the outdoor tub...dapnye! especially when food is delivered to your doorstep.

conclusion:

Always bring your battery charger with you! the battery died again...sigh!

cheers!

i dunno anyone called nike!

2006-01-15T23:28:00.000+08:00

Weird though...this is the first event which i totally didn't know what the event was all about(even nama that place pon didn't notice what it was called!).Launching of a new Nike store ke...launching new Nike product ke..all i know was that we got an invitation by Ifzan telling me that "we're in the guestlist"!(thxs bzan..u schmuck!)..a..ok..right...since got nothing to do on Saturday night...why not..anyway, just went there to see friends...since Bali i know they(those click maniacs), me and Ena tak sabar nak jumpa just to hang out like the good ol' days. Arrived there with Ena and terus masuk and duduk...minggle, mingle...minum, minum then my camera battery ran out..babi tul!totally forgot to charged it..anak ha..yam!...heading towards Coffee Beans Low Yatt after that. So we were like so exhausted crite pasal the Bali trip and like crite all the nonsence bla bla in Bali...fuh....even typing this blog pon dah memenatkan!So everybody was like totally exited going there this May ...i know for sure exited oredy although me and Ena yang bercerita kat diewang...aku plak exited lelebih! muehehe....cheers!..ohh shait...tommorrow Monday means work= slaving around again...*sigh*

like always..the usual suspects! only managed to get few shots only before battery died on me!grrrrrr

cheers!

Bali, Sex, Rupiah's and Villas...

2006-01-12T22:15:00.000+08:00

"Best gile Bali!"..that's what i would say to everybody!The place, the people, the environment was so fucking awesome...to me...Bali vacation this month was a great start for the year 2006, and a great ending for 2005.Its cheap(if you know how to bargain and where to find the right stuff), its easy and fun too!. Especially the people of Bali whom i always feel like they were just as same as the Indon like the ones back home really made me realize that they were..(well dunno bout other people)..so fucking friendly and helpful!..now this made me feel that ..shit man...."kebanyakan" orang Melayu kite kenapa la tak boleh be more considerate, more understanding and more polite like most of us claim that we are!...ok..enough of the compliments, the vacation was a fun 7 days in Bali with me, Ena , Waq and Juju. It was at first a traumatic event especially when Waq whose passport was not valid from the immigration side of Indonesia which his passport expires 3 days if i'm not mistaken after the trip...so when me ena and juju got on to the other side of the immigration in KLIA... he was stopped and was not permitted to enter..."alamakkkk!" everybody panicked!... especially Waq yang badan yang senantiasa berpeluh bertambah berpeluh macam ade water spring on his head. So...crite dipendekkan..Juju and Waq had to stay back. So we had to go jugak to catch our flight sementara Juju and Waq settled their problems...and left me and Ena terpinga2 at the boarding gate...dah la Juju je yang penah pi ke Bali..and dahla Juju gak yang knows around Bali..so what to do..we had to go jugak!. =)

( Tip 01: Make sure your passport is still valid more than 6 month before it expires ..kalau paling minimum pun ... 8 month).

we drove up to Putrajaya's Klia Transit Terminal coz its near to my parents house in Kajang...luckily for us it just cost us RM6.20 per head one way..instead of paying RM35.00 from K.L Sentral...me and Ena was so excited to get out from K.L....hmm.."i wonder how sex is like in Bali?"

Air Asia flight was kinda o.k la ..hey dah murah kire bagus pe...although food wasn't that good and have to pay some more..but it was a pleasant trip...but a bit rough..maklum laa plane kecik...

we arrived at the Ngurah Rai Airport which is in Denpasar that night around 8 pm and directly took a cab to Kuta Inn near Poppies Lane 2...when we arrived, Bali was all wet..just rained i think, the lane to the motel was like a bloody dark alley with no lights at all and a lot of potholes...macam biasa la Ena with her clumsiness extraodinaire always "accidentally" either stepped on the potholes or drop things...the place kinda o.k la..a decent room...got hot shower and the basic stuff...that night jugak after freshen up mandi manda tukar baju head out for a short stroll along Jalan Legian..so the place we we're staying was a hip area...all the backpackers yang datang to surf most of them stayed around that area so memang that area was so mat sallehism...halal food can be found easily, tak susah sangat kalau if you're not a picky one..last resort Mc D or KFC or Pizza Hut,tu kalau desperate sangat...but we tried not to go there...K.L dah melambak anyway...so jalan2 till 12 midnight around Kuta and headed back to our little crib down the dark alley...

( Tip 02: If you arrived at the airport and kena "pow" ngan immigration...jangan panic!...they always resort to "tips" and what you can do is bargain!)

The next day we rented a motorbike or sepeda-motor in Kuta ...and headed out to the south side of Bali. So we just headed off to Jimbaran (seafood area) and it didn't take that long rupanye ..i thought the journey was about an hour or so...rupanye dalam 20 minutes dah sampai....Jimbaran was an exclusive area..ramai mat salleh yang bangsa suka duduk kat hotel 4-5 star punye and the beach was clean...and thats where i stumbled with some topless chick!LIVE in your face..man...spiritually... her nipples "winked" at me and i winked back ..hehehehhe..it was a window of opportunity to snap a picture of the chick but..hmmm...sabar Syamly sabarrrrrrrr!oh yea terlupa...if you're on a tight budget...and craving for a damn Balinese seafood and wanting to eat on the sandy beach...always ask for the Paket Menu(seafood value meal la konon)...it's cheap and taste bloodilicous too!

( Tip 03: Make sure the vehicle that you wish to rent is in good condition ..before riding off..take picture of the vehicle for scratches, dent or whatever that you think may result in you paying the damages you didn't do..and make sure you inspect in front of the owner)

( Tip 04: If you're desperate enough to see topless chicks ..go where ramai mat salleh..you won't miss it..but be careful of the OBGTC (oldies but goldie's topless chicks)..you may experience drowsiness and short breath of air for a few seconds!)

My "Bo Derek" wife killer pose ... lepak sana for the sunset at Seminyak Beach which is slightly atas sikit from Kuta Beach..this area at least tak seramai from Kuta Beach...so tak la crowded sangat...sunset was lawa nak mampos! goreng pon sodap!

Seminyak Beach Sunset. Sunset in Bali starts around 6:30 pm bila the sun starts to turn red or orange or what ever colour you'll like to call it!

...at last baru la Waq and Juju sampai, they arrived 2 days later(Friday) , ade masalah passport ...fuh..at least ade kawan to teman...kalau Ena ngan i je... sure the mode of "Fun Vacation in the Sun bersama Kawan-Kawan" lain sikit and budget sure lari punye...at least ade second opinion kalu pi jenjalan shopping. Waq is also a fan of "topless naked chick running around the beach !" kind of person..fuh lega..chelet Waq..cheers!...and not to forget Juju...master of bargaining...financial overlord...she is the mistress of "how low can you go"...ramai penjual kalau boleh nak lari from this type of person ...hahahhah your senyum manis does not work on me woman!

Kuta Beach with Juju and Waq since they haven't been there ,before we all keluar from the town and headed out to dunno where as long as we go somewhere....that was our trip policy!...map banyak tapi selalu sesat! =)

Jimbaran Beach after penat bawak Kijang (minivan/batmobile/our ride)..well actually me and Waq were waiting for the "2:30 topless chick" to pass by...and yes this posing was just action je since the topless chick was e.t.a a minute lagi!

*notice how everybody was like facing the beach instead of facing each other...haa cunning tak we all..the dirty minded Malaysian! =)

Uluwatu Temple was one of the stops i really wanted to go coz they had this "Kecak Dance"(macam dikir barat)..syarat nak masuk this temple site is that you have to wear the sash around your pinggang, if you wear shorts...they'll provide you with a kain sarung!...tengok le Waq with his purple sarong...macam nak pi jamban trip je! oh ya..we didn't actually go for the Kecak Dance since it was like ...RM20 per head..so we stayed jauh sikit and still can manage to see it from a distance...jimat duit aku sikit!

(Tip 05: Be careful of the monkeys kat this temple...they're fat(obese gile) and feisty...nama je beruk..tangan tak leh duduk diam..if you wear slippers/flip flops anting2 or shades or anything yang senang tertanggal...pandai2 simpan dalam poket!)

After the temple... on our way back to our newly found beautiful villa near the cliffs of Uluwatu...tersinggah di Apotek(kedai ubat). This is where you'll find oldschool jamu packaging yang rasanye dah extinct! Juju and Ena were in their "jamu mode : On" shopping spree...ubat ketat kacip fatimah, langsing, bikin gemuk, bikin kurus, buasir, spanish fly...you name it..they got it!..but the spanish fly(Tosan Fly - Balinye version) we got was cheap..so's the effect..hampeh! so after the negative result...i told Waq the result next morning of the Spanish Fly...then ...he cried, sebab kalau tak die nak order satu cargo...but terpaksa cancel!

VERY FUNNY!...amboi..Ena also got me some fattening pills... to buff me up konon....wey perli yeee!..package yang sedia ade ni dah cukup terer la...tanye dzu! =P

Rocky Mountain Villa, this place was a bonus..dah la remote gile , betul2 kat hujung dunia..we stumbled this place pun by accident and damn they were cheap..thanks to Juju the Bargainer...instead of charging us IDR200,000(RM80 per room) we got it for aa...RM40...and for that we had the whole resort to ourself...got nice swimming pool over viewing the sea and nice garden too! the only staff there working was Ketut...we kinda got a massage from him that night and damn he knows how to massage...Waq was producing lots of fat air while i was screaming my guts out sebab can't tahan the reflexology Ketut did on me.

The trip was also about makan, makan, and more makan!....after that makan lagi!

WARNING!: No Malaysian Boyan male in shorts were harmed in the making of these stunts.

Hindu-stunts 01: the flying skinny kipas manouver!

Hindu-stunts 02: happy grasshopper smiling manouver!

Hindu-stunts 03: Flying male fox sighting manouver!

Dreamland Beach just near Jimbaran area, the entrance to this place looks like entering a high class housing area which nampak macam dah bankcrupt...but the beach was spectecular...its not a good spot for surfing since the wave breaks near the beach so i guess that's why no surfers was around, only mat salleh and of course lots of topless chicks to stare at!

( Tip 06: Rumors has it that there is a cheap place around IDR70,000 dalam RM 30 per room...probably we'll head there next on our May trip with another 15 close friends of ours!...can't wait!)

Tanah Lot Temple...another sacred and most popular temples by the sea and another tourist attraction for its famous sunset watch..we arrived there pretty late but managed to watch the sunset..oh well ..drove there for an hour then we had to drive up to Ubud...Bali's arts and craft town...i was worried arriving to Ubud late at night since nobody was familiar with that town especially when you don't there where the hell you gonna sleep and haven't booked any rooms...so boh saje lah...paling smelly pun tido dalam van tu kalau susah sangat... but we didn't..luckily ade vacant room banyak in Ubud..cuma its not worth spending on a place if you arrive pretty darn late when everybody is asleep....so we just got a room in the towncentre and besok crite lain...i mean get a better room rates and stuff..

This is Candra Asri Cottages..arrived in Ubud around 12 midnight..that place is really quiet since the Bali bombings and night life stops by 9 pm...so if you're there for peace and tranquality...you looking at the right place!...Ubud is where you can get really cheap stuffs which is way much cheaper from the stuffs in Kuta..so if you're there to shop for handicraft....you'll shit in your pants if you didn't bring a lot of cash...langsir ,beads gelang from household to accesories...this is the place where Juju finds her shop victim! We spent 3 days in Ubud since there is so many budget beautiful motels around...so we took our time hopping from one cottages to another just to see which has the best deals in town. It was an advantage for us being the foreigner there since they really don't mind us asking around ..bitching bout the price..negotiating and of course room comparing...out of all the place we went...people over there really didn't mind taking us for a tour to see what they have to offer..wah...so naive ..so helpfull..and so polite..cuba kalau kat Malaysia..cheh...masuk2 je sure ngan muka masam ..cakap layan macam nak tak nak....walhal macam la best sangat tempat tu..but Bali is different...being polite kat sana macam dah jadi adat resam...hmmm so..this section is all about Balinese cottages and what they have...tengok cam tak caya how beautiful their place is....cam in heaven cuma kena bayar je dalam Rupiah!

Usually for breakfast either they serve you nasi goreng Bali or roti bakar..but this place served us pancake which is ok..and they always have fruits especially pineapples...lunch ade pineapple..kire sumenyelah!

(Tip 06: Don't be shy asking around and ask to see the rooms...kalau tak jadi ambik takpe..as long as you say "terima kasih mas/mbuk" dah cukup baik dah. Don't forget to bargain for the price ..sometimes kalau the cottages memang tade orang ..you'd probably can get half the price of what they offer...because kat sana macam dierang tak suka tolak rezeki especially kalau banyak vacant,competition is high...normal price yang macam RM 500 per room can go down to RM300 and that's a good deal pe..and for that price you'll be smiling like a monkey because believe me...the place surely beautiful...those guys know how to setup beautiful gardens!...that's why we all always find yang remote and tak ramai orang because we know that sure punyelah they'll give you a good price!...so...lemme show you the place we got with a good price....chewah...macam broker tanah la pulak!)

Most of Ubud's cottages are damn beautiful no matter how cheap or expensive it is depends on your budget and luck.Candra Asri was just one of those basic place which is just plain, simple and nice...they have clean rooms which is a double/single which cost bout IDR70,000. If its in Kuta, it's hard to get a room that big with that price!

This is Artini 2 Cottage, it's a family owned and their other Artini 1 and 2 is also nearby but out of all of it..Artini cottages 2 that we stayed in was the best to me.They have really nice rooms, toilet with hot shower and tub and a swimming pool too.All i can say is that the cottages look like a 4 star hotel. The atmosphere there is so peaceful and you won't feel like you're really staying in the middle of the town cause of the closed surroundings..so horning's and sound of traffic is unnoticeable, the rooms has a nice traditional Balinese settings especially the main door to our room which is decorated with ukiran and saluted with gold..very nice..staff's there ..well everywhere are pretty much polite!

( Tip 07: It's much easier if you use credit cards for lodgings but be aware not all of them accept plastics)

( Tip 08: The longer u stay there ..the more discount you can get..even if u stay there for 2 nights..always ask them how much they can give you...bargaining is a norm in Bali except for exclusive hotels and shopping malls)

This is Padi Prada Resort & Spa. the funny thing bout this place is that it's just a few steps away from Artini 2 Cottage. We stumbled upon this place while me and Juju nak exchange currency notes while Waq and Ena were waiting in front of the resort..so Ena and Waq sesaje gatal bertanye on how much was the place and had also the privilege to view the rooms. It was a jackpot for us although we were planning to get out of Ubud that day and headed out to Lovina up north...but the settings of the resort was so pleasant and Ena always wanted to have a private swimming pool with exclusive facilities like jacuzzi, swimming pool,fridge, t.v and...an open shower..wohooo check in je trus mandi bogel kat luar!We automatically loved the place but we didn't bother to bargain for the price which starts at IDR700,000 per room. So we decided to stay there when they say they could give a better price..so apa lagi....mula la we all jual mahal..and tried to get as low as IDR350,000 for 2 rooms..man...we hit the jackpot!....bawak masuk all the luggage and stayed another night in Ubud.The place was spacious than Artini's cause beside the resort is a nice view of Ubud's paddy field and the other reason was because there were'nt any tourist staying there either..tu yang macam rasa really more privacy and we get to have the pool to ourselves which was located right in front of our crib! =)....woopidoo!

Shopping around Ubud's market. Me and Waq trying out batik shirts (yes..i do look like a pure Indon contractor instead of like a local Balinese ) and the girls bought a handfull of stuff. Us guys just missed the beach especially the topless chicks!*sigh*that was just the only topic which were interesting to talk about ...heehehe

(Tip 09: To get a good deal for a barang, baju ke buah ke...always start early in the morning...because Balinese always welcomes the first customer and kalau boleh they will insist on you to buy their products ,once you start to tanye harga or tawar menawar ...kalau boleh buy it..or else they believe it is bad omen if you don't buy...so they'll be really damn persistent and trick you into buying it! and beware...don't ask just for nak tau harga or because nak jad polite...ask when you think you really want it and worth buying...)

We drove up to Kintamani ...macam Genting jugak lah and it was our last day in Bali and also wanted to do last minute shopping as well...well if you think Ubud is cheap ...this remote part of the area is lagi cheaper....man...we all ingat we had a good bargain down town rupanye sini lagi damn fucking murah man..so sini rupanye all the handicraft factory located..and we didn't know it till we got there...well driving in Bali if you have a driving licence is easy, but kalau tak silap i, kena ade international license also that you should have..and when i thought we could get away without the international driving license..dan dan tu pulak kena tahan polis...gabra sekejap sume, especially bila die mintak id and driving license..nasib baik he was just asking to where we're heading...kalau die mintak bende2 lain, mampos!..ade yang termiss flight la gamaknye nanti...after he let us off with a smile..i just gatal2 ask for his pic as a tourist..kononnye nak jaga hati la tu..chewah..jilat kuat nampak!...yeah then headed of to the sight seeing area nearby.

(Tip 10: when you're stop by a policemen...usually they ask for some "tip" if you don' t have an international license but the locals says that you can get away with it by "tipping" him a bit..but luckily it didn't happened to us..he was just doing his job...fuh!...panic skejap!)

(Tip 11: Most people will say that Bali mostly preffers US Dollars to buy stuffs..thats all bullshit..mana ade...unless you're staying in 5 star hotels...but still..just use Rupiah instead..tak payah pening2 kepala sibuk nak tukar US Dollars from Malaysia!)

Kintamani viewing point, below there is lake apa nama ntah but since it was the last day we only turned back and..apa lagi..sambung shopping leee

this is Ubud's popular paddy bertingkat..and this is where you would find lots of handicraft factory but you can't bargain too low since the price yang diewang kasi is already bloody cheap enough!And after all the shopping and bargaining..we headed back to Kuta to get a luggage which is sold for a good price dalam RM200 still murah comparing in Malaysia that size can go to RM1 k....so RM200 yang bagak besar boleh muat Waq seorang is so damn cheap...dah la branded lak tu called Globe..think Australian punye product kot but it was worth buying. We got one each for ourself since barang the we bought in Ubud was kinda besar2.I like to call it the "the bodybag"..aaa because of its size. =)..then lepas beli transferred all the stuff and headed straight to the airport.hmmm..bila sampai je airport dah start rasa uncomfortable pulak sebab tau we'll be leaving Bali soon, and habis la all the fun stress free from work vacation..damn!.....

at last...sampai le kat KLIA that night..dah la flight delayed for 2 hours so the plane landed by 1:30 a.m..gile mengantuk and sedih bile sampai sebab tau besok kena keje like a slave!..damn...i miss my kampung halaman already...Bali! pis aut blek 's'

conclusion:

Yes, the bloody Bali blog is so panjang, so next time when i see you turds i don't have to go to the same details...penat tau! =)

THE FUCKING TRIP WAS AWESOME!...tu baru berempat..camne la agaknye this May-nye trip nanti...camne la nak handle 10 friends...hmmm! but still..BALI WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

more pimped up pic ejeculate and click here

cheers

from Bali with love.....

2006-01-05T19:19:00.000+08:00

a message for gadis indon juju and waq!

yo ...we all sekarang still kat area Poppies lane 2 duduk kat "tunggul villa inn" murah je dalam rp 80,000 = rm 35 semalam...so kalau u all jadi datang this friday..do sms or call ke enpon i atau ena..sebab semalam si gads kayu ara (dzu hitler kommunis called) and tell me when u will be arriving...and kalau jadi u all datang..ask the teksi driver to take u to "ground Zero"..tempat ramai orang kafir mati kena bom last time k!..tambang dalam rp45,000 dah fix!...sebab we all duk tengah tunggu u all sebab i tak sabar dah nak keluar from kuta..coz we all dah melaram the whole bandar and now tak sabar nak tunggang motosikal keluar ke Nusa Dua..and oso tunggang ena waktu malam hahahahahha.

fyi....sini penuh gadis2 cun and berpakaian tak senonoh, separa naked di tepi jalan, sex drugs di tepi pantai...i like hehehehehe..k pis aut mas! o.g gansta rap ala boyan werd up bunng!

*dzu,ifzan, jiji and hanis... i know u guys are reading this crap..tolong kasi tau juju ibu indon yang dah tak suci or waq hammer dancer extraordianaire!

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2006-01-04T02:05:00.000+08:00

bye bye dudes & dudettes...off for a fun vacation in the sun for now!be back next wednesday with nifty photos later on and will be added soon here for the blog...meanwhile..i'm outta here! =)

cheers!

confessions , predictions and what was the other one...?

2006-01-01T15:03:00.000+08:00

The eve of new year was really exiting this year...we didn't have to go through crowded places, clubs nor restaurants like other previous years, even jammed packed roads was avoidable...it was just us close friends spending the night at Dr. Anas's new crib at Damansara Perdana or what ever that place was called near Ikea,..me and Ena arrived kinda late around 9.45 pm since she was busy preparing the siput sedut masak kicap( goreng pon sodapism) and the macaroni bakaq. Tried to avoid the traffic around k.l which i thought gonna be massive pile up but..it was ok..all clear untill we arrived near One Utama, luckily the jam was slow moving for a while but didn't really bother me..whats bothered me was i was so bloody hungry...eh...lemme cut the crap short..arrived there with all the bantals and sleeping bags since we're gonna crash at Anas's place. The clits..eh..i mean the Click geng was already in their party mode already and i was like eyeballing on the food they had..hmm yum yum..didn't bloody care bout what they were doin at first cause all i can think of is food or else i wont have the mode for the party..well all the geng was there including Sean but Jiji left early though coz she was to naive to hang out with the cool people =P!..ok..well..finished my food and was ready for the kecoh scene when suddenly rasa mengantuk pulak!....bila dah habis makan , diorang lak dah slow down..so..slowly i start to baring2 on the sofa..slowly sleeping away through konon if i can get a 20 minute nap..but no...gadis hitler nak jugak gelak kekuat macam it was the end of the world..so nap time yeah..forget about it..so tu yang banyak amik picture of fairy lights tu..just to elak the sleepiness...

then...it happened..the baluting, the games, the laughter ..amboi..macam that block was our bapak punye bangunan...Admi start to bakaq the "goods"....and when the shit hits the ceiling...berita perdana pun boleh layan gelak....

the confession, predictions and resoultions "caught on tape"!..it was hillarious..bodoh macam badak punya ass..everybody gets to say what their confessions, predictions and resolution on tape...and the outcome of it was funny..i think the grammy awards should go to Waq ( best cinematography, best dancer, best script, and all other shits and giggles he did) man...i really laughed so hard i can feel my shit knocking at the gates!..sigh...u guys are dorks who died and spawned to be a ...dorks again hahaah...good times..good times..sigh...

Black Jack hippy on the loose..everybody looses in the hands of the dealer..mr. Admi! and we fell for it..dumbasses! =)

oh terforgot..it was also Admi's birthday...and i didn't know how old he was..but yeah...since birthdays among our friends is celebrated (boleh dikatakan every month)..u just don't care anymore how old they are...just buy them presents!

Young, wild and confused!..yup....Spin the Bottle extraodinaire Dzu in action! Everybody got to do silly stuff except for me..wahh..i'm so proud! hahah ... i think the bottle didn't like me and which is great..because i got to laugh at them muahahahahaha secara evil

Ps/ Mangsa Buatan Orang Spin the Botol!

Ifzan - kena pakai lipstick...and we all know how dreadful that was seeing him in vein..!
Anas - had to kiss Ifzan... another nightmare which i can't erase from my mind!
Juju - had to wear a panty on her head..which really looked like a shower cap!
Waq - whoa...had to show off he''s manly pasar malam brand underwear!...most of the guys were traumatised!
Ena - Squatting and walked like a duck and yelling "saya bodoh!"..repeatedly...
Sean - lipstick drawn sun shade with an Adidas stamped on his forehead....
Dzu - Bedak faced psycho with a Hitler's misai wannabe!...-no words can be described-
Admi - male geisha STONED!
Anis - (and you thought i forgot about you ye)..well...my my..hello there wonderwoman!..*click* *click*

conclusion - never mix sparkling water with the "goods"

happy new year ...TURDS!

christmas 62 to you!

2005-12-29T22:40:00.000+08:00

The people at GameBrains ..well..actually we were forced by Estelle to have a teeny weeny so called "30 minutes gifts exchange session" which turn out to be a 3 hour tea break...don't blame me..i just went along with the nasty plan since everybody was so burnt-out with the tight deadlines we were in this couple of weeks...and it was a fun break...went to Chilli's for lunch..most of the guys were like drunk at first half..hahahaha...so while having a splendid minggling and dindleling(does that word exist?)...well...we carried away a bit there on lunch so since no one was even bothered bout deadlines ...so..we stayed a bit too long there...asked for the cheque..fuh..RM650 for the food..no worries..as long as we don't get to do work...we didn't mind..anyway...after that...back to the office for the gift exchange..aaa...what a day...christmas moments although the songs which Jin had in his collection was a bit to ravey...Christmas Mix by Dj who..not too sure..as long as i get a gift...i'm down with it...pis aut mai brader!..werd ap!

*ps...santa claus rocks in tight pants!

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2005-12-29T18:39:00.000+08:00

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new year 72 dpi resolution anybody?

2005-12-29T14:26:00.000+08:00

well..its that part of the month where everybody is so anxiously wants to know your new bloody resolution for the upcoming 2006...well i never believed though bout those stuff anymore since it never worked for me...i just can't come with one anymore..no matter how,they still force you to come up with at least one.."bah...nope..dont have one lah!...sorry....ala syamly..takkan tade?....aa...nope!"...but u should see why i dont want to think of it anymore....

Resolution #1:

1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001: I will read 5 books a year.
2002: I will finish my Bram Stoker's "Dracula"
2003: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004: I will read at least one article this year.
2005: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

Resolution #2:

1999: I will get my weight up above 45 kg.
2000: I will watch my calories until I go above 50 kg.
2001: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get above 45.5 kg.
2002: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2003: I will work out 5 days a week.
2004: I will work out 3 days a week.
2005: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

Resolution #3:

1999: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2000: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2001: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2002: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.
2003: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.
2004: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2001.
2005: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.

Resolution #4:

2002: I will try to be a better husband to Ena.
2003: I will not leave Ena.
2004: I will try for a reconciliation with Ena.
2005: I will try to be a better husband to Miss Anonymous.

Resolution #5:

2002: I will stop looking at other women.
2003: I will not get involved with Miss Anonymous.
2004: I will not let Miss Anonymous pressure me into another marriage.
2005: I will stop looking at other women.

Resolution #6:

2002: I will not let my boss push me around.
2003: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2004: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2005: I will tell Dr.Yazid and the group about my boss.

Resolution #7:

2002: I will not get upset when Jumali makes jokes about my new hairstyle.
2003: I will not get annoyed when Jumali kids me about newer hairstyle.
2004: I will not get angry when Jumali tells the guys I wear a girdle.
2005: I will not speak to Jumali.

Resolution #8:

2002: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2003: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2004: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2005: I will not miss any AA meetings.

Resolution #9:

2002: I will see my dentist this year.
2003: I will have my cavities filled this year.
2004: I will have my root canal work done this year.
2005: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.

Resolution #10:

2002: I will go to the mosque every night.
2003: I will go to the mosque as often as possible.
2004: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2005: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.

cheers 2005... oh well hello 2006!

mardi gras in titiwangsa - sex, lust & free cigars!

2005-12-25T01:33:00.000+08:00

WARNING! This section contains material of a mature and adult nature that may not be suitable for viewers below 30!. Viewers are advised.

well howdy turds!....there we were arrived really early than the other turds at jiji's niece's surprise party in Titiwangsa (even jiji also datang lambat...hiya!!)...so me and ena decided before getting off the Jeep...why not browse around that area coz her mom just bought a land for us and was a bit exited to see where it was...hmm wasn't all that fun looking around in the dark..couldn't see shit anyway..oh well...went back to jiji's niece's place ...jiji so happens baru arrived..eventually ...went in..hanged outside where the food were....hey...our mission was to "look young and eat"...and thats what we did...and damn the food looked good....the kayu ara turds came in late bout 25 minutes really late..nasib baik shila and her husband was there too...so mingled a bit with them though tak brape that close but they were alright...

now..back to part bout food..hmm..got lamb..chicken ..jacket potatoe or potato...salads, corn..man...i really dig the lamb..dah la lapar nak mampos...lagi2 from the office...so it was a bonus for ena coz she didn't have to masak at home......

Juju and Waq came along with Dzu, Ifzan and Hanis...start makaning and all...then the party starts to kicked in when most of the underage people started to get drunk..except for us ..the old burned-out veteran teens! so...we just started to fool around taking silly snapshots as if the party was really that crazy hahahaha...

the Pimpster & his Pimpstress...

took alot of silly pics..acting like a bunch of overaged kids with cigars...

yeah...work that cigar babee!!

while we were so drunk to drive home .. jiji's driver Skip offered himself to drive us back on his 2 tonne catering van home that night(although we knew that he was trying to impress dzu...and it worked!)...what a night..sigh

*Reminder: all images were re-enactment and so called props were just for display only...no "kids" over 20 years old were harmed and under the influence in the making of this dramatic scene...especially Jiji..our hostess de wine queen and cigar felicitatorae compadre!

a'farmosa cowboy trip

2005-12-24T00:09:00.000+08:00

and here we are again in Melaka ..this time heading for the A'Farmosa Resort...just me, ena and edlan a.k.a the syamly's!..spending some quality time which is just us..i always like the feeling of getting out of kl..don't bloody mind driving hours and hours as long as its out of k.l..especially on holidays so i don't have to think at all about work!...well arrived there around 2 pm..and the first impression about that place was.."THIS PLACE BLOWS" man. tak happening langsung..really felt like a bloody run down resort..so they say...but the cowboy town and safari ..at least entertain us especially the shows...kinda impressing though and was really fun for mr syamly junior aka edlan the bazooka kid..he had fun all the way...took him all over..kiddy rides, pony rides..safari rides and all..well the trip was actually was for him anyway so can't comment much about that..he had fun!..thank god..but to me and ena it was just so and so la...to those whose planning to go there for an adult splendid fun..look away!..from the rate overall 1-10..that place was a 9 minus 7 = 2...

fireworks, lions, kiddy rides, cowboy, bird shows...well yeah u can say it was fabulouso..from a kid point of view...

Edlan's attempt to feed the baby elephant and my first ever experience touching an elephant!..man... that elephant needs a shave and a huge stock of parfume de toilette!

i always like the turbo charged water pressure in all hotels..feels like wanna take a bath all day long while singing my favourite Jamal Abdillah Jumaat Remix song in the shower...but Edlan always gets the tub...dang!

which reminds me...we were at the Monkey Island in the resort and made me think ..kesian Ifzan abandoned his long lost kin..they were there all this time...